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it's been incredibly freeing to realize that i'm entitled to never having to come up with anything original ever again because i already made cookie clicker and i can be satisfied with that. sorry this isn't meant to be relatable the rest of y'all still gotta try

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watch out bourgeois pigs

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graffiti artist

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While this photograph of a seemingly regular house may look unassuming to you, located twenty-six feet beneath this modest two-story suburban house in Las Vegas, Nevada lies a 5,000 square foot doomsday bunker.

It comes complete with a four-hole golf course, a sauna, a jacuzzi, a barbecue, and a swimming pool, and was designed to be able to withstand a nuclear explosion.

The bunker was commissioned by businessman Girard B. Henderson in the 1970s, who feared attack from the Soviets.

It was purchased by a mysterious group called the Society for the Preservation of Near Extinct Species for $1.15 million in March 2014.

(Source)

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is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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my tumblr app literally crashed when I tried to scroll down this. you need to get interviewed on a podcast anon, this is fascinating. we need a reality tv show "the secret lives of booktok ghostwriters"

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i think on some level 'market manipulation of memecoins' just feels like a fake crime to me. like talking about murder when someone kills your character in a videogame. presumably i guess one of those videogames where people spend thousands of dollars in lootboxes or something.

like yeah i'm sure it was very upsetting to lose that but it seems to me the real problem here is that you're spending too much money on lootboxes

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electroreception in monotremes is extremely old, 130 mya, and may have evolved to deal with hunting in the 3-6 month darks of the south pole forest.

echidnas may have evolved from a platypus like organism that became fully terrestrial, as evidenced by their flatter bill as embryos (and lack of echidna-like organisms in the fossil record past 2mya)

there was a 60 lb tree-climbing echidna in the pleistocene

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I think I made this exact post before but every few months on social media someone will be like “OMGGGGGG I FOUND BONES BURIED IN MY CELLAR. I JUST CALLED THE COPS.” and the bones are so visibly (weathered) butchered cow bones or small animal bones. Not a single time is it a ‘they could be human…’ incident. Totally not the poster’s fault because I doubt the majority of people know human skeletal anatomy. Were people 120 years ago burying the remains of their barbecue rib dinner in the dirt floor of the cellar to freak people out in the future or something? No, but like, it seems like packing your walls and floors with trash was so common until like 30 years ago.

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Have some more woke Akio

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New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

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My uncle was the one guy ever who could do magic. He pulled a coin out from behind my ear once. He went missing around a year ago though, so I guess magic isn’t around or real anymore. Figured I should let you know since you study that stuff.

WE HAVE TO SAVE YOUR UNCLE

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numel my beloved . . .

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one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard