Films that prevent zombie attacks and alien invasions...Or just encourages them...Thanks Brad
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Summer Break Update Texas Takeover
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The Hottest Teens in the Country battle it out for the National Championship of Modeling in MAYS MIDNIGHT MODEL MADNESS...
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I-9 Internet Series “Vampires”
1-9 releases “In Empire of the Vampire” tonight at 11pm on ICEtv. Wesley Iserte plays an agent on a mission to find “The Nine” another agent who is believed to be secretly running of the country. He co-stars with Bronte Cox, who plays an actress used by a vampire cult to seduce then abduct The Nine using a web cam community. This is the first of four episodes that will be aired over the next few weeks on ICE.
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When you think of reasons why we haven't been invaded by aliens yet, you think of 3 words- James Tiberius Kirk. Memo to Aliens: If you want to hold on to yours wives, girlfriends, mothers, sisters or cousins- anywhere near the neutral zone is not your destination. Even then you still might not be safe because captain Kirk doesn’t give a fuck. First thing Spock teaches foreign students when they go to the Academy, "Doesn’t matter if he's seventy or eight-Captain Kirk will pro-create." Aliens should already know; a man that is not afraid of crashing his own ship into a planet called "Genesis" is not a man you want to mess with. He could destroy half the ships in the Fleet- Everyone would be like, "Whatever...’Destroying Federation property just runs in the family.’"The F-word is the only universal term to describe how an alien or Starfleet command feels when they see Kirk beam aboard "The Enterprise," and in some parts of the Galaxy- including the Klingons- they just probably use the word "Kirk".
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Elysium (Matt Damon)
If you are an invading Alien Army "Elysium" is your worst Nightmare. When most A-listers try to play the bad ass blowing up anything Illegal or Alien, Matt Damon blows everything away with his mind. So in Matt Damon’s mind; the logical move from here is to make the earth so unattractive nobody in their right mind would want to take it over. The back-story is simple; Republicans fracked the earth to death and all there is left is East LA. See this is how Matt Damon rolls-- he doesn’t. He plays dead like he did in half the movie; but even though he's dead, you don't even want to poke him with a stick. It might just piss him off to the point where he gets really passive. Matt Damon will drag any species- by the nuts- to the Elysium of passiveness. What’s his face had it all wrong about saving the world, forget about downloading the keys to Elysium, when all you have to do is upload Matt Damon. All this proves is Matt is a great guy, funny good looking, a great writer, actor, and humanitarian. But that just makes the rest of us look like everyone who trying to get a ticket to Elysium. Throw Humanity a Bone Matt.
But the best part of the movie is when Jodi Foster took over Elysium, then told the President," To go to another fund-raiser." I wonder where they came from.
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World War Z
It’s fitting that Brad Pitt would make the biggest zombie movie of all time, because everyone who thinks he is still “The sexiest man alive” is a zombie in this movie. Its seems like virus actually takes you back 20 years when Brad Pitt made Tom Cruise look like L. Ron Hubbard. Your wondering the whole movie what Brad Pitt used to before he become father of the century. A guy from the U.N. is going to stop a zombie attack. How? Sanctions..If your going to kill a couple million Zombies, you gotta look the part. Brad Pitt getting off the Chopper with his wife and kids does not instill much confidence. I know he’ll do anything to save his family, but zombies don’t respect that. Drop the wife and kids off, get on another chopper to save Clint Eastwood daughter, get back off the chopper with her, Zombies would be like “that’s a serious upgrade.” But no… World’s falling apart. What’s Brad Pitt doing? Making Pancakes. Must be a really important guy. Oh No… Zombies! Let’s call that soccer-mom guy! Really, Brad? We know you’re a good father in real life, but if the Zombies know that you’re just a good father and not a bad ass- were all screwed. Why can’t you be like Tristen again-scalp some zombies or something. Is the zombie going to mess up your hair? I can’t believe this was 6 years of work. I’m spending 6 years thinking of the coolest ways to woop some zombie-ass so I can be the biggest star on any planet. If I saw that script I would be like, “Change it or call Richard Gere.” This movie probably just encourages a zombie apocalypse.
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2001 Space Odyssey (1968)
If aliens are as frustrated by computers as much as humans, then Hal 9000 might rule the Galaxy. Either that, or Stanly Kubrick just puts them to sleep. Aliens are probably thinking if earth is that freaking boring, Why are we making the trip? Where are the chicks? Bunch of dudes, apes, and a psychotic computer...Next
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