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put a collar on her. put a collar on her to make her feel safe. put a collar in her to claim her. put a collar on her to make her feel loved. put a collar on her so everyone else knows shes taken. put a collar on her to calm her down. put a collar on her to remind her who her owner is. put a collar on her.

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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I'm not going to pretend firefox is the second coming of christ or anything and I get why ppl use other browsers but seeing tech nerd type people use whatever fuck ass operating system someone on youtube got paid to tell them to use feels like watching a flamingo fly into a glass door.

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I guess hot take but I never understood why Spotify is so popular. Its like, the absolute worst music app of all time. Its hardly even functional. The ads are absurdly long and frequent, searching for songs is a pain in the ass. You have to PAY to skip ahead in the Playlist?

This is absolute hell, why does ANYONE use it? And why has it become the defacto music site? Why is it just something that everyone uses? I literally cant use the fucking thing, It has a worse search function than tumblr! You are better off getting your music in any other way. Even youtube is better. Sheeesh!

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FPGA: Fine Piece of Goddamn Ass

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i think i figured out the life cycle of the average linux gimmick blog

stage 1: creation. doing your best to stay on topic according to the gimmick you assigned yourself to

stage 2: rise to fame. you are noticed. your inbox is bursting

stage 3: abandonment. you run out of things to say about your gimmick. you feel guilty about it

stage 4: linux is really about yuri

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definitely @fedora-rawhide

Horniest OS of all time tournament when?

im not sure how tumblr would feel about that one

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Incredible job by the 1980s BBC who decided last minute they needed to quickly explain why Switched on Bach doesn't have Wendy's name on it

(sex change) motion graphics

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Hey babes I'm official now

Thanks @redhat-official 😘

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one of my favorite features about X is the fact that, just by typing in "DISPLAY=..." I can launch basically any application as if it was running natively on a different machine, including using the other machine's GPU.

this means that if I'm at work, and I type the magic command, I instantaneously can run any application on my desktop computer from my netbook, regardless of where it physically is, and the large monitors and beefy (in comparison) GPU on my work computer makes it really nice.

and I don't even have to install anything besides an X server (because my work computer needs to run windows, boo).

My favourite feature about X is that it has a much better alternative in Wayland

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a blåhaj is a sort of maid that helps with the sleeping

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My love for Linus Torvalds (the creator of Linux) grows evermore.

via @torvalds@social.kernel.org