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Hello guys. Any pics for me today?

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hell yeah

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Do u see the vision

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this isn’t how it happens

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Literally

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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i’m blocking whatever stupid loud house homestuck shit you have going on

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We need to remove the union jack from every flag, both because it's a disgusting symbol of imperialism and colonialism, but also because it looks like someone combined toothpaste with a stick of surimi

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you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

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would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

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Trump is going to lift those tariffs btw. Like we're gonna feel it and it'll suck, and then he will lift them, and things will improve, and people won't realize that things were still better before he put them in place at all, and he will claim credit for making everything better even though things are still worse than when he started. Because of him. Because he made them worse.

So you gotta pinky promise me you're not gonna let yourself or anyone you know fall for that shit.

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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I need answers

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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

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