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I'm still here sweet cheeks. I just don't care enough to arugue anymore. It's clear nothing changes so I finally packed my money to a game that works. But I still log in and follow the drama because it's hilarious.

My god, get over yourself! You’re not as hot shit as you think you are. You’re not even hot shit your just the grime that lives inside the oven that no one wants to clean out. Your forum posts are HORRIBLE! They don’t even have material of the op sometimes they’re just your gibberish. You’re like...

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I've got no clue who echo is but jokes on you cause I'm still here. I've had computer trouble and the site works pathetic on mobile. Basically I pop in to keep up on the lulzy drama but spend all my money on clash of clans now because it actually works when I want it to.

"My god, get over yourself! You’re not as hot shit as you think you are. You’re not even hot shit your just the grime that lives inside the oven that no one wants to clean out. Your forum posts are HORRIBLE! They don’t even have material of the op sometimes they’re just your gibberish. You’re...

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a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian 

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Yeah reading all of this I'm creeped out second hand. Reading what you sent her reminded me of reading a case file of a legit sociopath years ago at one of my internships. You seriously need help.

It’s me, Frankenchokies. I just found out about the previous post about me because someone on Subeta messaged me about it. Before that, I didn’t know this Tumblr existed.

The post with my private message was put up by Listerine, whom I messaged because she goes on and on and...

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And that goose looks like a gander to me.

There is someone out there for everybody.

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Well, let’s see. If you had to repeat yourself over and over, the same questions, every single day with every single customer, knowing that you’re going to get yelled at or brushed off, ignored or hear a bunch of complaining or conspiracy theories after you ask your questions but you HAVE to ask...

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"Dont you have anyone else who can get on register? " oh yeah we keep cashiers in the storage closet. Because obviously we're in the store for life and never get to go home. Let me fetch some

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Every damned day.

Have you ever had people run out to their car to get exact change? Like they have enough money in their hand to pay for their stuff and leave, but they just NEED to get rid of that spare change so they have to run out and rummage through their car for 5 minutes, just so they don’t have to get 37 cents back. Just take your shit and leave.

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Tumblr Loves Halloween 

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I believe in free education, one that’s available to everyone; no matter their race, gender, age, wealth, etc… This masterpost was created for every knowledge hungry individual out there. I hope it will serve you well. Enjoy!

FREE ONLINE COURSES (here are listed websites that provide huge variety of courses)

Alison 

Coursera

FutureLearn

open2study

Khan Academy

edX

P2P U

Academic Earth

iversity

Stanford Online

MIT Open Courseware

Open Yale Courses

BBC Learning

OpenLearn

Carnegie Mellon University OLI

University of Reddit

Saylor

IDEAS, INSPIRATION & NEWS (websites which deliver educational content meant to entertain you and stimulate your brain)

TED

FORA

Big Think 

99u

BBC Future

Seriously Amazing

How Stuff Works

Discovery News

National Geographic

Science News

Popular Science

IFLScience

YouTube Edu

DIY & HOW-TO’S (Don’t know how to do that? Want to learn how to do it yourself? Here are some great websites.)

wikiHow

Wonder How To

instructables

eHow

Howcast

MAKE

Do it yourself

FREE TEXTBOOKS & E-BOOKS

OpenStax CNX

Open Textbooks

Bookboon

Textbook Revolution

E-books Directory

FullBooks

Books Should Be Free

Classic Reader

Read Print

Project Gutenberg

AudioBooks For Free

LibriVox

Poem Hunter

Bartleby

MIT Classics

Many Books

Open Textbooks BCcampus

Open Textbook Library

WikiBooks

SCIENTIFIC ARTICLES & JOURNALS

Directory of Open Access Journals

Scitable

PLOS

Wiley Open Access

Springer Open

Oxford Open

Elsevier Open Access

ArXiv

Open Access Library

LEARN:

1. LANGUAGES

Duolingo

BBC Languages

Learn A Language

101languages

Memrise

Livemocha

Foreign Services Institute

My Languages

Surface Languages

Lingualia

OmniGlot

OpenCulture’s Language links

2. COMPUTER SCIENCE & PROGRAMMING

Codecademy

Programmr

GA Dash

CodeHS

w3schools

Code Avengers

Codelearn

The Code Player

Code School

Code.org

Programming Motherf*?$%#

Bento

Bucky’s room

WiBit

Learn Code the Hard Way

Mozilla Developer Network

Microsoft Virtual Academy

3. YOGA & MEDITATION

Learning Yoga

Learn Meditation

Yome

Free Meditation

Online Meditation

Do Yoga With Me

Yoga Learning Center

4. PHOTOGRAPHY & FILMMAKING

Exposure Guide

The Bastards Book of Photography

Cambridge in Color

Best Photo Lessons

Photography Course

Production Now

nyvs

Learn About Film

Film School Online

5. DRAWING & PAINTING

Enliighten

Ctrl+Paint

ArtGraphica

Google Cultural Institute

Drawspace

DragoArt

WetCanvas

6. INSTRUMENTS & MUSIC THEORY

Music Theory

Teoria

Music Theory Videos

Furmanczyk Academy of Music

Dave Conservatoire

Petrucci Music Library

Justin Guitar

Guitar Lessons

Piano Lessons

Zebra Keys

Play Bass Now

7. OTHER UNCATEGORIZED SKILLS

Investopedia

The Chess Website

Chesscademy

Chess.com

Spreeder

ReadSpeeder

First Aid for Free

First Aid Web

Wolfram Demonstrations Project

Please feel free to add more learning focused websites. 

*There are a lot more learning websites out there, but I picked the ones that are, as far as I’m aware, completely free and in my opinion the best/ more useful.

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A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.

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Of course it is. . .

Have time to try to access the wardrobe on mobile. . .whole damned site is down. This is why all my for fun money goes to mobile ap games. They work when I expect them to work.

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Andrea, the voice of wisdom as always! I've pretty much stopped playing the site because my laptop died and the site is horrible on mobile. And it's the best decision I've ever made because I leave for several weeks, come back, and the same shit is still broken. And oh btw here's a cash shop promo disguised as an event again. And oh hey Keith is embracing his inner gypsy again. This used to piss me off but now I just shrug and laugh because I finally don't give a single fuck anymore. Best decision ever.

I’d just like to direct everyone’s attention to Keith’s blog (keithkurson.is) for a minute:

"I’m sitting in my apartment now for the first time in five weeks. Andrew and I recently took off for a tour of the US, trying to see how far we could make it in five weeks.

One of my goals was to blog…

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Peka-Boo, we’ll see you—unless you’re still missing your ticket!

Reblog this for a chance to win one of 10 VIP Peka-Book Tickets! Contest ends at end of day Thursday, July 10th!