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Achievement Unlocked:

Ethical Consumption

It won't hurt, they're already dead

cannibalism is fun + sexy + it doesnt hurt anyone!

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Every now and then I mention something about the city of Brno to my american friends and it often causes much confusion/concern, so I wanna try to make a list summary of Everything Wrong With Brno

imma start

there is a place called Hell

there is a public transport stop called Crematorium, it is named after the nearby crematorium

it is oddly easy to take the wrong tram and accidentally end up at the Crematorium

the crematorium looks like this

add more

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Achievement Unlocked:

I Broke the Lock On This Achievement

Just try and lock it now motherfucker! AHAHAHAHA

I HATE GIMMICK BLOGS SO IM GOING TO REMOVE THEIR GIMMICKS BY "FIXING" THEIR POSTS

What i will "fix" (examples):

@ vowelremover (adding back vowels text)

@ achivement-unlocked (relock the achievements)

@ i-say-ok and many more (change the ok to something else)

What i wont currently "fix"

Any corpo blogs

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Achievement Unlocked:

...I'M SQUIDWARD!

Are there any other blogs giving out achievements I should know about?

My notifs have been filled with people telling me to flip a coin?????????

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🏆🔓:

💻🖼❗

🏆✨👍‼

write your url by only using emojis

🍅✨✨

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it's on my endless and eternally expanding list of things to read that i never actually get around to reading

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Achievement Unlocked:

Hang On Let Me Google Something

...Okay this is funny.

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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:/

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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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Achievement Unlocked:

Tumblr-Pacific Railroad

Keep hammerin' boys, we have to connect the SuperWhoLock blogs to the gimmick blogs by the end of the month or we'll fall behind schedule!

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Achievement Unlocked:

It's A Start

You can figure out the rest of your gender(s) later, but this is a good first step.

Hows the gender going?

complete mess. I’ve figured something resembling transmasc.

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Achievement Unlocked:

Objectionable Behavior

Mr. Edgeworth you are a District Attorney for what is either an unspecified prefecture in Japan or the State of California or both. Please act like it.

Here's lil Mr. Edgeworth trying his best to have a sippy of milk

schlurp schlurp

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Achievement Unlocked:

Ha Ha, Very Funny

You knew exactly what you were posting. You knew the implications.

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

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Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

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Achievement Unlocked:

World's Narrowest Scale

A rizz scale from 0 to 0.01 seems a bit hard to conceptualize but you gotta use units that fit the measurement

assign a level of rizz to your fellow gimmick blogs

oh boy i gotta think. ill rb in a bit. anyone wanna try thier hand to up thier score?

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anyway i fucking hate the booping

instead of wasting their energy implmenting an april fools feature that'll go away the next day how about staff focuses on removing terfs and nazis from their platform and purging transphobes from their moderation staff

also matt mullenweg please step down immediately i still have not forgiven you for the predstrogen affair and subsequent meltdown

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Swear to God you idiots can't even pretend not to be transphobic for six whole seconds, I'm not even trans, I just think trans people should be treated with some fucking dignity

anyway i fucking hate the booping

instead of wasting their energy implmenting an april fools feature that'll go away the next day how about staff focuses on removing terfs and nazis from their platform and purging transphobes from their moderation staff

also matt mullenweg please step down immediately i still have not forgiven you for the predstrogen affair and subsequent meltdown

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idgaf what cutesy shit tumblr tries to pull for April Fools, this is still the same website where the multimillionaire CEO stalked a trans woman across multiple platforms because she bruised his fragile ego, where a moderator took bribes to delete accounts, where moderation disproportionately targets black, transfem, and pro-Palestinian bloggers, where literal hardcore heterosexual pornography can be both posted without consequence and actively advertised to users while trans women posting transition timelines get hit with the banhammer, where outright hate speech goes unpunished but an obvious shitpost results in the associated account's termination, and where its leadership advertises it as the queerest site on the internet while doing all of the above. No amount of silly goofy gimmicks will change that.