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ronan lynch I am so sorry I ever made fun of you you really were riding the fucking struggle bus you are god's strongest soldier i too would have blown something up if he didnt text me back i formally apologize for all slander king I did not recognize your game 🙏🙏

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Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

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I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

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Alex: We all have our demons.

Alex, grabbing Darlington: This one’s mine.

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ES: You tell me one thing, and whatever you say, I better believe it. Why does Captain Hook want to go to Storybrooke?

She definitely did not expect the outcome

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Fraction Hawkeye + Text Posts and AO3

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actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

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I made a comic about every comment thread under any content involving a fat person existing. Ever. This counts as my inktober #1 because I spent way more time on it than I should have.

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it is SO FUNNY when you’re watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are “”””upset””” but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick

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After finishing Greywaren I was wondering to myself ‘what on earth inclined Niall to send his spooky ass kids to a prestigious private school’ but I can just imagine a 13 yo Declan walking up to Niall with an Aglionby pamphlet like ‘father I will be attending this academic institution’ and Niall being like ‘okay fine but you need to bring the human embodiment of an ancient magical forest with you’

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he loves his younger brothers so deeply he can't function without them. his entire sense of self is predicated on service to his family. he is everyone's least favorite family member. he hates his brothers. he needs to be needed by them because he's never felt wanted. he has the shape of Matthew's forehead and the texture of his curls memorized. goodbye to whatever Declan Lynch would have grown up to be. his mother isn't real and maybe that's why he doesn't love her like he should. keeps an attic full of paintings that make him feel things tucked out of sight where no one can ever see him do it. he drives a 4 hour round trip every sunday to worship a god he no longer believes in because it's the only time Ronan concedes to spend with him. he dates three girls all with the same name and knocks his mother's wedding ring down the garbage disposal. he is a perpetual motion machine, never alone but always lonely. coffee and antacids and sleeping pills so he won't dream. he misses his father so much it hurts. he curses his father's name with every breath. trained so thoroughly to lie that telling even innocuous truths feels like giving something away. "fuck, do not fall in love with this girl." he's his father's only natural-born child. his father doesn't remember his birth. he was the first to love Ronan and so Ronan lived. off the rack suits and italian leather shoes. he wakes up every day wishing he didn't have to. goes to work, goes to school, takes Matthew to organ practice. his mother isn't his mother but his mother left him behind so maybe that's for the best. he gets beaten bloody by the hitman that killed their father and neither of his brothers pick up the phone when he calls to make sure they're alive. he still drives 4 hours to share a pew with them.

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Partners in crime (horror movie twins)

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the dreamer trilogy's ronan lynch & adam parrish: reunions