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My mom makes homemade whipped cream if you ever come visit I’ll have her make some for you. She’s even made flavored ones too.

Hmm. I desire to make more whipped cream.

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I just keep seeing more and more dogs and it gets better and better

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I’m gonna retract my earlier statement and revise it. NOBODY who has ZERO ROMANTIC FEELINGS WHATSOEVER towards another person spends THIS MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT THEIR LEGS OR HANDS.

Example: Pride and Prejudice. If we rely solely on the source material and movies, both are straight (at the very least). The hand flex. I’ve never seen the movies, but I know of it. We can assume based on the close up that Lizzie likely noticed this as well. Conclusion? No matter your sexuality or gender identity, if you spend an extended period of time thinking about someone’s hands or legs, you definitely have, at the very least, lust, if not love, for them.

Reading what I have now written, this sounds vaguely like something Sherlock would write trying to prove that Watson is gay for him.

Hi my name is John Watson and this is my long, thin friend Sherlock Holmes

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Maybe like a mixed drink, like a sunrise (whether alcoholic or not). There’s a lot going on, and you don’t necessarily know what to make of it depending on what’s in there, but you drink it anyways bc it’s a fucking adventure.

@randomseacucumber @eenyay @noxnightingales

What flavor is your blog.

@7975348473 @musiwashere @inkstainsonmysheets

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Wowwwww…. That’s weird. I think I’d heard about this before but I have literally never met anyone in person who thinks dolphins are anything but adorable and clever. If they do exhibit violent behaviors, I would guess that it likely isn’t without reason, like with the stingrays. Animals don’t get violent for no reason. I mean, their sense of danger might be different from ours, but they have a REASON for behaving the way they do. Even wasps, which I HATE and genuinely do think are vile creatures, I do admit are trying to guard their homes and whatnot (even if they fly off the handle a little too quickly). I would say definitely treat animals with caution, you definitely don’t have to LIKE all of them and a healthy dose of fear is completely reasonable and rational. But know that if an animal attacks you, you did something to piss them off. It might not seem like a big deal to you, but it’s life and death for them.

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lol real

I'm really tired and I have to get up early tomorrow, but if I don't play more Deltarune tonight, I'll die.

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I feel the urge to write. It is upon me. I will try and write tomorrow. I’m really feeling more Experiment Gone Wrong, idk tho we will see.

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Dog #1 would want to make friends and shake them down for attention and food. Dog #2 would either be terrified and bark at them (possibly even nip if he got scared enough, but not a full on bite) or would tentatively try to make friends. If anyone’s gonna protect the house, it’s #2, but only bc he has trauma from before we took him in.

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I LOVE THEM THEY ARE SEA FLAP FLAP THEY ARE PANCAKE PUPPY I HAVE PETTED COWNOSE ONES ON 2 OCCASIONS

STINGRAY APPRECIATION POST

this is an #OFFICIAL STINGRAY SAFE SPACE, STINGRAY HATERS DNI >:( (joke)

look. look he's coming to say hi. how could you hate my man cownose ray

LOOK AT THE SPOTTY RAY!!!!!! ITS A SPOTTY RAY!!!!

they're coming to see you!!!!!!

whoooooooossssssshhhhhhh

i love them. I named myself after the aminal. I love ray. I am stingrayhearted. I have AUTISM

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Listen here, I got a fanfic for you…

Good omens fandom energy, in a screenshot

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Who tf thinks dolphins are evil?

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He’s just a good human in general

misha collins posting a picture of himself clutching the pride flag w a death grip while wearing castiel’s fit w part of the caption being “proud of my old friend cas” is wild work. truly he’s done it again

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No, shh, it’s right, just take the cat and go, don’t ask questions. The cat distribution center has made its rounds and stopped at you.

@randomseacucumber

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THE WAY THIS WOULD 110% HAPPEN

owls what?

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:)

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Lmao what did this cat do????

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