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Personally I think that battle sims like showdown would still be a thing in the pokemon world. Cuz like picture this: you are ten years old and the only Pokémon you have access to is the elderly family Sunflora. You love Sunny to death but also literally every media you consume involves Pokémon battles and champions and cool ass fights. Sunny is too old to fight and your neighbor’s Gothita is too young. One day on the playground your friend tells you about this cool website that lets you battle pokemon on the computer. Later that night you boot up the family computer and instantly realize that this website lets you play as GROUDON (!!!!). There’s no going back from there.

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sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

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i keep seeing videos of people with ABYSMAL setups for their digletts... DIGLETTS AND ALL RELATED POKEMON ARE NOT NOVELTIES! they need at LEAST 12sqft of substrate and thats a BARE MINIMUM.

every video thats captioned "DUGTRIO NIGHTMARE PETS 😱?!" and a thumbnail of someone's shitty floorboards being torn up has a sandbox no larger than 3ft by 3ft behind it

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so close...

2023 bingo. good luck soldiers

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Follow me for more Zweilous feeding tips

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So, I had to take his brother a few towns over to a specialist to get some old scars looked at. I never even told him where we were going and I don't know how he found us, but he was too cute not to snap a picture of <3 Should probably question my pokesitter though.

cacturne gets too much hate when they are literally this cute. hope his arm recovers okay though

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I need you so badly

evil pokémon team admins when they find out about the legendary pokémon sacred to their region

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where did all these rotom come from? When I was a kid nobody was even sure they were real.

breeding rotom has gotten REALLY lucrative in the past couple decades. first big Rotom Boom was around 2000ish but now they’re kind of unavoidable

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favorite pokemon type (if you say grass water or fire im punching you)

you really think those are the most popular types on this site??

be honest

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hey what your pokésona. mine's a magcargo

first tell me what a magcargo pokésona looks like

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Wtf is wrong with people, don't enter other people's houses with no permission, that's trespassing?

everyone point and laugh at the paldean

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fucking excuse me what did i do for you to insult me. literally all i said is that maybe you shouldn't give your pokemon dumb names good fucking god. and my name isn't stupid bitch.

L + ratio + plasma grunt + stupid bitch + pokémon genuinely do not care + you're obsessed

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are you aware that ARCEUS is on tumblr rn??? like GOD on tumblr????? GODD??????

tumblr users will believe ANYTHING. ANYTHING. you sound like an evangelical

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Trapinch thoughts?

Those little snappers always get my fingers. They’re temperamental but once you are able to befriend one they do make good pokemon

The temper never really wears off, I think. We’ve had more than a couple of the evolution line that have so much sass! Not a negative, but more of a “funny how that happens”

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wrt the last post, i admit i don't have a suit yet, but... someday...

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ill be real with you, it's because the basic eeveelution ones are the ones that get popular enough to be seen by mainstream audiences. if you actually hang around pokefurs you'll see all kinds of stuff

Am I the only one who thinks pokefurs are kinda weird??? Why do they all got the same eeveelution pokesona. Fuck man I wanna see a marcago suit

i was about to shred your ass because personally i dont have any beef with pokéfurs but fuck dude. i want to see a magcargo suit too