Pokeho was created and engineered by Proffessor Jesse Hoke. It is a biased system where the Big Daddy's favorite is who succeeds. That person today is A-Pimp-Named-Slickback, his grandson, but there is a rising star, in the Big Daddy's heart and the whole world of Pokeho. You are her.
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this is a horrible habit to get into. especially since i know i cant keep it up. but hoppy shit pimp on pimp abuse. that should up my ratings by at least 1.
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she shouldve been walking with her eyes open instead of closed like a dumbass and -- OH SHIT IS THAT A CANE!?
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page 1 of our comic! its a parody of pokemon. stick around and watch the silly plot unfold!
~mad mod
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But this story starts before your time,
And, because we aren't trying to screw up here, we will start at the very beginning. Proffessor Hoke's beggining. Dr. Hoke, an anthropologist at this time, was scouring the oceans for unknown islands and cultures. He and his troupe arrived on just such an island located at the near center pf the great Pacific. On this island there was what is described today as BLANKHO's, school children with a high aptitude for learning and little tolerance for any lude behavior. Any outsider who comes into physical contact with these children will then see a very unusual transformation: the child, if it is the same sex as the outsider who touched them, reforms into a more sexually perfect version of that outsider. The JESSEHO was the first known to be created and is the only one of his kind. But, if an outsider of opposite sex of the BLANKHO physically approaches them, they will transform into GAYHO's. Proffessor Hoke has frowned upon the creation of GAYHO's and those who continue to pimp them are almost immedeatly exiled to RIMP island, where foretold uprisings are commencing. It is unwise to go there. Not even a Hoke will tread there. There is a third island where the BLANKHO's are the main and only inhabitants, supposedly. Only the higher ups in Pokeho society are allowed to go there and create their own HO's, unless you are given permission by Proffessor Hoke. The HO's that were created after the JESSEHO mated within their own groups. The children were much more powerful, and their sexual charms more defined. It is your job to capture and pimp battle all these HO's, and maybe even create a few. Treat these HO's like you would any woman; like a bitch and make them call you daddy. Good luck and take care You will be great.
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