i had a dream last night that fobtumblr was celebrating becuz joe came out as bisexual. i legitimately feel like those posts that are like "am i delusional or did i make up *person* doing this" like i woke up and i knew it was a dream but i had to check tumblr for 100% clarity
wdym “dream”. that really happened. see why else would i have this image
I know I’ve posted about this but I still think about the time I was a dog groomer in the middle of nowhere and that old lady called in and said she had a wolf and we were like whatever and booked her because sooo many people who say they even have wolf crosses actually just have GSD/malamute crosses or whatever so she came in and it was actually a wolf and I was like ma’am idk if I can bathe your wolf actually and she was like I told you it was a wolf and I was like I mean. That’s true you are correct this is on us. However,
everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.