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This is so fucking funny
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ray toro and pumpkins it must be fall
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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
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this app is literally my public private place to talk to myself
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i had a dream last night that fobtumblr was celebrating becuz joe came out as bisexual. i legitimately feel like those posts that are like "am i delusional or did i make up *person* doing this" like i woke up and i knew it was a dream but i had to check tumblr for 100% clarity
wdym “dream”. that really happened. see why else would i have this image
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Life, liberty, and the pursuit of her penis.
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Made this a while back and never posted it, but I figured I should now that I actually started T!!!
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(Not a self portrait, this is just some guy)
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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
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obsessed with Karlach patreon
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put me in the device
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I know I’ve posted about this but I still think about the time I was a dog groomer in the middle of nowhere and that old lady called in and said she had a wolf and we were like whatever and booked her because sooo many people who say they even have wolf crosses actually just have GSD/malamute crosses or whatever so she came in and it was actually a wolf and I was like ma’am idk if I can bathe your wolf actually and she was like I told you it was a wolf and I was like I mean. That’s true you are correct this is on us. However,
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everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.
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Why
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