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I added a new chapter to the toku crackfic! It's a sequel to the first next Gen Chat, the one I gave you snippets of over dms

Here you go! Enjoy

Also, poor Yoshino and Juliana, why must fate be so cruel to them lol

You're the only one tormenting the poor kids 😂

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<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/56052799"><strong>Incorrect CrackFics/Quotes</strong></a> (11494 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/PokeRamen"><strong>PokeRamen</strong></a><br />Chapters: 24/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kamen%20Rider%20-%20All%20Media%20Types">Kamen Rider - All Media Types</a>, <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Super%20Sentai%20Series">Super Sentai Series</a>, <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Ultraman%20R*s*B%20(TV)">Ultraman R/B (TV)</a><br />Rating: Teen And Up Audiences<br />Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings<br />Relationships: Ichinose Houtarou/Kudou Rinne, Magine (Zenkaiger)/Shindai Reika, Kurama Neon/Sakurai Keiwa, Ankh/Hino Eiji, Ankh & Izumi Hina, Fukamiya Kento/Kamiyama Touma/Shindou Rintarou/Sudou Mei, Goshikida Kaito/Stacey, Aguilera | Natsuki Hana/Igarashi Sakura, Banjou Ryuuga & Ichinose Houtarou, Ankh & Hino Eiji & Izumi Hina, Hino Eiji & Izumi Hina, Kisaragi Gentarou & Sakuta Ryuusei, Yanma Gust & Gira Hastie, Rita Kanisuka/Their job, Igarashi Daiji/Kadota Hiromi, Zocks Goldtsuiker/Goshikida Kaito/Stacey, Kiryuu Daigo/Amy Yuuzuki, Kiryuu Daigo/Yayoi Ulshade, Esumi Sousuke/Sutou Miu, Banjou Ryuuga/Kiryuu Sento, Hidari Shoutarou/Philip, Fukami Kanon & Fukami Makoto, Isurugi Misora & Kiryuu Sento, Jeramie Brasieri/Gira Husty, Edami Kyouka/Lachesis, Minato Asahi/Mitsurugi Saki, Minato Asahi & Minato Isami & Minato Katsumi, Tsumuri & Ukiyo Ace, Asaka Keiichirou/Yano Kairi<br />Characters: Tsuruhara Sabimaru, Ichou Renge, Shindai Ryouga, Gaon (Zenkaiger), Zyuran (Zenkaiger), Momoi Tarou, Igarashi Ikki, Vice (Kamen Rider Revice), Goshikida Yatsude, Himeno Ran, Kiryuu Sento, Vroon (Zenkaiger), Igasaki Takaharu, Katou "Cloud" Yakumo, Matsuo Nagi, Momochi Kasumi, Igasaki Fuuka, Imizu Tametomo, Hayami Sena, Ooharu Sayo, Kadoya Tsukasa, Nitou Kousuke, Shijima Gou, Houjou Emu<br />Additional Tags: my hubris gave fruit to a new problem, Crackfics a hoi, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, STRAP IN FOLKS, First fic with the ship tag Kyouka/Lachesis, Mama Emu ain't taking no one's shit<br />Series: Part 2 of <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/series/4153486">Toku Crack Fics</a><br />Summary: <p>Enjoy I guess, expect quality shift from chapters. Some might be written like chat fics, others like normal fics, sometimes you'll get a few incorrect quotes</p><p>Also comment suggestions</p>

Hopefully the link works cause I'm doing this on my phone and not my laptop but!

Love-chan and Vane pulling a prank on Kuzu Vice

...As you might see, it didn't really turn out well 😅

Lololol rip Vice

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I think they mean Ukiyo Ace cosplaying Portgas D Ace from one piece

pffft... Ace doing a cosplay of Ace in that other ask... is now funny in hindsight lololol!

...Ace doing a cosplay of himself??

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Someone (tsukasa most likely) tells Shouma that the little strip of paper in the Hershey kisses are edible

Someone (Emu) sees this, slaps the offending piece of litter away from Shouma's mouth/s, and kicks Tsukasa's ass

This is how Shouma learns that you cannot trust the Pink Menace

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Kirby can handle Tsukasa no problem. Besides all he says is poyo! So he'll fit in perfectly with Lovekov, Hopper-1 and the Gochizos

Kirby is a Kamen Rider and here are the facts

-Uses the abilities of his enemies to unlock new forms and power ups

-Has canonically also used items that originated from the big bad to receive super forms (such as the mech suit in Planet Robobot and the Mega Seed in Triple Deluxe)

-has found many God like beings and creatures to save his Planet and friends

-has befriended a lot of his former enemies

-has been betrayed by those he considered his friends

-has an edgy version of himself (I love Metaknight, but my point still stands) who also has copies of himself

-Is very friendly and adorable, but also will beat you up if you hurt his friends before trying to be your friend

-Has wielded the power to make anyone his friend in Star Allies

-canonically has ridden a motorcycle and fought with it (see Kirby Planet Robobot with the wheel power while using the mech suit)

Facts against this thesis

-He doesn't say Henshin before powering up

Counterpoint

-That's because he's always in his base form and also doesn't need a driver

On one hand, Kirby can absolutely be a Kamen Rider

On the other hand, do we want him to meet Tsukasa who will insist on calling him magenta

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More headcanons

Haruto and Yoshino often spend one day every one or two months to spend time together and just enjoy their favorite treats while catching up after Yoshino moves out

Shinnosuke is almost never aware of the gossip floating around his department, mostly due to the fact that everyone is afraid of gossiping while the boss is around. So he only finds out about Yoshino's relationship status when she asks him for a month's paid time off so she can go on her honeymoon with her future husband. Shinnosuke almost chokes on his coffee due to the shock

Vane has never told a direct lie to anyone's face. He has, however, lied by omission (that being where you tell people only certain parts of the truth to cover up whatever information you don't want them to know). Like when he claimed that the toys he took were in the lost and found, even after he put them there to begin with.

Satoshi inherited his papa (Zox's) talent for singing and dancing, to where even as he man's his bar, you can catch him humming and dancing while he mixes up some drinks. Satoshi also refers to Stacey as Father and Kaito as dad

Whenever Juliana is asked how she was born. She always tells them the same story. "Well, one day, my moms loved each other so much they decided they wanted to have a baby. So they asked for one and then poof there I was. " While sounding absurd, is an abridged version of what really happened

Kana isn't normally a competitive person outside of racing. That said, if anyone were to boot up any version of Mario Kart or any other racing game, Kana would not stop playing till she won. Shunpei, on the other hand, sucks at racing games but is amazing at any FPS. Within minutes, he's like a pro. The only person who can outmatch him is Parad, but I'm also convinced Parad cheats a little. It's just a tiny bit of cheating but still

Yoshino and Koushiro are both workaholics. Yoshino is to the point where she is forced to take at least a weeks vacation every six months to not overwork herself. Koushiro somehow thrives doing his homework while also calculating the expenses and bills for the bathhouse, often doing all nighters on Friday and Saturday nights to get everything done. Vane sleep 18 hours a day inside of Koushiro's heart as a means to beauty sleep (also so that Koushiro can focus during school).

Carmen once ran a small candy gambling ring at her elementary school, even rigging it slightly. Only to get caught by a teacher and having a parent called. Luckily, Keiichiro was busy and couldn't pick up the phone, so Kairi came and handled the whole situation. On the drive home, he gave Carmen a few tips and tricks on how to properly run a covert gambling ring.

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^ Me when I receive headcanons

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I know you hate talking about Geats. But could you imagine if to torment Neon even further, Beroba found a way to bring Kurama Akari back from the dead (during the events of Geats. Most likely on Neon's birthday/Akari's desth day) and just fed the poor girl lies saying that her parents replaced her with Neon. Tormenting both of them as Neon not only has to face the reality that she isn't a real person, but also that she robbed a little girl of her life by being created, made from the selfish wish of a grieving man who only wanted his daughter back, but got Neon as a replacement. Of course, the only happy way this can end is if Ace and Keiwa manage to get Akari away from Beroba and get her to safety while Neon gets her moment to shine with Kyuun helping her. Then we get a mini arc with Neon and Akari slowly growing closer and understanding that while Neon was born to fill in the void that Akari left, they are their own people who don't need to live off why or how they were born. Neon is her own person, and Akari's a girl who was taken from the world way too soon. So now I present to you Big Sis Neon Au, featuring Sarah helping out as she understands the whole situation once it's explained to her. Keiwa who wants the best for his friends and is always willing to help. And Ace, who tries to help but is ultimately ignored because his advice is not great.

Also, mini shipper Akari, trying to get Neon and Keiwa together once she becomes more accustomed to everyone. Because her big sister deserves a happy ending after all she's gone through

I honestly think this would be a great idea 😊

I would also wonder how one would handle Akari having to grapple with the realization that her sperm donor didn't actually choose to bring her back, even if he could've. Niram actually offered to just straight up revive Akari, but instead he chose to have him create this idealized version of an heir in his daughter's image.

Not to mention, because Irumi was unaware of the Akari/Neon switch, everything that happened to Neon post the kidnapping was what would've happened to Akari herself had she survived. Neon endured her abuse in Akari's place. Again, that's something she'd have to come to terms with.

You know if Berobitch did bring her back, she'll 100% be sadistic enough to tell Akari this, no matter how old she was when she got revived, just to make her more miserable.

I also wonder if maybe Neon would be more hesitant to make up with her genetic material donors if Akari was in the equation.

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Beautiful but Psycho Girlfriends who fight with scythes

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I'm back from Disney World! It was awesome!

Anyways, back to the headcanons.

When they are old enough, Flynt makes Cutanner and Ricky their own transformation trinkets. They would obviously be the Navy & Scarlet rangers of the Zenkaiger crew, both going by Twokai Ricky and Twokai Cutanner, obviously. Though I'd like to imagine rather than having their transformation trinkets look like Zox's. Cutanner's is a sword, shaped similarly to the one Momotarou has, with a slot for his gear. And Ricky's being a glove/gauntlet like design with a gear slot on the back of the hand

Juliana inherited Magine's little verbal tick of muttering when she's nervous. Juliana doesn't like it, Magine blames herself for passing it on, and Reika finds it adorable. Satoshi made fun of her when they were little saying she sounded like a lawn mower, she promptly hit him for that

Koushiro has had a girlfriend for a few years but has yet to tell anyone outside of his parents about her, due to the fact that he was afraid of his siblings finding out, mainly Ikki.

Yoshino doesn't like to socialize much in and out of work, so to the department, she's practically a mystery outside of a few we'll know facts, like her favorite treat, her father and small things like that. It shocks the whole department when she accepts an invitation to go out if, asking if she can bring her boyfriend along

Ricky and Cuttaner as Rangers? I see chaos in the near future

Juliana should hit him a bit more 😊

Koushirou... I don't know if that's smart or asking for pain...

Lolrip Yoshino 😂

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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Probably going to be my last ask for a week, going on vacation to Disney World so most likely won't be on tumblr. So let me get this out of the way

Koushiro's base form Vistamp is going to be the Crocodile Vistamp. It's already a pre-made vistamp that fits the aquatic animal theme and has connections to the base vi-stamps of its driver's predecessors, that being reptiles. Along with that, seeing as how it used to belong to Genta, you can also have it be seen as a passing of the torch.

The custom Vistamps I've come up with are Hammer Head Shark (based on Diend instead of Great White because it makes more sense design wise), Bullet Shrimp (either based on Vulcan or Cross-Z, but leaning more towards Cross-Z cause Banjo is a boxer and the Vistamps main fighting style revolves around punches) and Plesiosaur (based on Geiz). Hammer head is currently the only custom Vistamp with a weapon form and buddy form. Unlike the Bullet Shrimp Vistamp (which only has a weapon form with a suit change) and the Plesiosaur Vistamp (which only has a buddy form).

Yoshino's inner phantom is a griffin rather than a dragon like Haruto. That, along with her four elements being Lightning, Ice, Wood, and Metal. The reason why I chose to do this is because I wanted Yoshino's powers to not just be a copy of Haruto's seeing as how at the moment she's not Kamen Rider Wizard, she's only Kamen Rider Circe. (Also, I'd like to imagine that it really doesn't matter as the transformation rings would be interchangeable between Haruto and Yoshino, as all that is needed to use them is a driver and mana). Will she get her own super forms? Yes. Do I know what kind of super form that'll be and what it'll look like? Not a clue but I'll workshop it

I think you'll have to cross out the bit about the Bullet Shrimp being based on Cross-Z... because he has a canon Vistamp, featured in Revice's first Hyper Battle DVD as concept art. It's based on... a chicken.

And it turns Vice into... this.

Given the rest of the Build Rider-themed Vistamps have equally comical effects on Vice, I'm 100% sure George did this on purpose because he dissed him once. I doubt Vale would fare much better, especially if George became a victim of his pranks (unless it turns him into a weapon like Lovekov does for Jeanne- though I can imagine George can be petty enough to still make it look hilarious somehow).

As an aside, George didn't really try to theme the Vistamps after animals related to the specific Riders, or match the Riders with the powers their Vistamps grant. I mean, the Jackal Vistamp turns Vice into a skateboard... but it's themed on Ex-Aid, notoriously known for being clumsy and who would probably faceplant if he got on one.

Frankly I have no idea why George made them that way, seeing as he's supposed to be a Kamen Rider otaku. The only Riders to get a Vistamp that matched their animal theme were Ichigou and Zero-One (both based on grasshoppers).

So yeah, there's really no need to justify what animal and rider themes you give a Vistamp. You can go pretty wild with them.

Other than that I love all these hcs you keep sending me 😊

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me: what about kudos??

ao3: you’ve already left kudos

me: i’ve left one, yes. but what about Second Kudos