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hey yall its ya girl back again with another donation post i need 250$ by the 12th so i can pay for my car tags this year and be able to legally drive on the road!

0/250

vnm/ca: smokeyquartz

pp: nightburningice@ hotmail.com

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SQUEAKS AND STITCHES me and myuh parttnurr hhaha im the pool toy SNAIL and he is the DOG plushie straight upp

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nobody ever asks if the so called “mind controlling false god” might just have like really cool vibes or makes good points about things or is cute and people just like to do what she says and think what she thinks and be what she wants

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So the new itch.io guidelines are out and they are both predictably bad and also quite unpredictably bad. There's so much to go over here but here are some of the highlights:

First we have the broadly worded content restrictions. So much of this is just strictly bad for several reasons (for example, you cannot have a NSFW game that doesn't even fetishize rape but has rape be an important thematic element under these new rules) but my personal favorite is that these are so broad that huge swaths of content are just banned from itch.io. You like VNs of monster girls having sex? Sorry, but your favorite spider girl VN is animal-related, we cannot prove that you don't want to fuck spiders so its gone.

(a real problem anyone thinks about??????)

Game where you can transformed by magical artifacts and sometimes fucked? Sorry, that's non-consensual content. Banned. You cannot be transformed into a maid against your will. You also cannot have your protagonist call an older woman "mommy" because likeeeee that's incestual right?

"Minor-presenting" what the fuck does this mean. Genuinely. If a grown woman wears a fetish uniform is that minor presenting??? What the fuck are you talking about.

Also by the way if they feel your content is "too bad" for their platform, which includes a list of conditions incredibly broad to contain things like "a woman who likes being gagged during sex", they will just steal your revenue. No no no not just the revenue from the work in question. All of it. This makes any NSFW work a ticking timebomb, especially since itch.io doesn't have the fucking staff to deal with all of this! There's no second chances. You are not protected against fraudulent report or our dumb as fuck employees.

itch.io right now is just not a safe platform for NSFW content, and honestly, it really should be said, a fair swath of SFW content too. Don't use it, find alternative ways to survive in the market right now.

It's not going to be easy, but it's necessary. Here's a link to an article going over some solutions. I cannot personally vouch for any of these in particular but you need to do what you gotta.

Also, harass VISA and Mastercard. Phone calls over emails. Ruin their workflow. Do it for weeks, don't give up.

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Cuddles are fun. I wish plushsuits were real commission for a regular, @moofahdrome

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kemonomimis your reimu (again)

puffy tail mmfeefwsawawawawq

fluff fluff fluffl fluff fluff

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Tradgedy!! puppygril FORCED to apply to jobs! Recieve NO PRAISE!(they never get back to me) Forced to go on street to BEG for praise!

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A haunted blanket that hovers around your room like a white sheet ghost. The sight is pretty amusing, but then you notice it drifting ever so closer towards you, “arms” wide open to draw you in.

Feeling the firm embrace of cotton sheets coiling around your body, pinning your arms down by your sides while leaving your legs free to try and keep yourself upright. Running its body all across yours in slow even massages, paying extra attention to every little erogenous zone it can get itself against.

With the long, drawn-out moans it’d be able to coax out from you, you’ll REALLY be helping it seem more like a ghost!~

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thinking with your pussy, or cuntemplating,

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princess the staff are troubled as to why you forbid the knights from removing their helmets within the castle. we may not live in times of the utmost peace but to keep their countenance forcibly hidden so from even the maids of the grounds- my princess you keep saying "cask aged girl smell" but nobody knows what you mean

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Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator

🐻feltedfur Follow

pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors

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🐇velveteen-everything Follow

got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:

🐇velveteen-everything Follow

the hawks

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🐉shinyscales Follow

this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside

🥽pooltoy82 Follow

lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao

🐉shinyscales Follow

i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off

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🦭 sealofapproval Follow

FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP

🐭 m4m4_p0ssum Follow

WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM

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🐭 plushiepolls Follow

🐉shinyscales Follow

lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys

🧑 thatoneweirdhumanplushie Follow

op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes

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some of us dont even have eyes!

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🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.

▶️ stuffedyoutooz Follow

what breed of dog op

🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

poodle? does it matter?

▶️ stuffedyoutooz Follow

no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days

🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

man come on

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>monster fucker post

hell yeah

>guy monster

bye

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HELLOOOOOO im opening commissions bc i need money (: Terms and prices here If you have questions or are interested send me a DM !

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DJ Sensitive Nipples is leaning over her console very carefully