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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

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Benreyyyyyyyyyyy

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it must feel good as fuck to throw yourself into a ravine with /keepinventory on

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Original tweet: (x)

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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

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got followed by a default pfp with no bio that does nothing but rt yuri and furry art. you know what you might be a bot but you're cool. I'll tolerate the robot lesbians

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Clenches my teeth really really hard . So. We’re in agreement that we are not going to buy and play this right . No “just because we’re curious”. No “for the funnies” no “its free” dont give them the download

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Susie's idea

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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there are two difficulties in rhythm games, Goo Goo Ga Ga and My Goal Isn't Just To Show You Carpal Tunnel, It's To Give It To You