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I love my dog I wish she could talk and drive a small eco friendly car but she can’t and I’m okay with that 🙂
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LETS ALL LOVE LAIN LETS ALL LOVE LAIN LETS ALL LOVE LAIN LETS ALL LOVE LAIN LETS ALL LOVE LAIN LETS ALL LOVE LAIN LAIN LAIN LAIN
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people who like my posts but are too afraid to reblog… you are cowards…. fuck garfield
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Actually polio is a virus that causes paralysis I’d be careful during ur siege
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Oh my gosh I’ve been reblogged is this what fame feels like?
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Surely this blog is satire?
hey pal ffffffFFFFUCK YOU!
just looked up what satire means and i am offended i’m going to flying ace your house and car and you and not your pets because i’m gonna use them as inspiration for new therian masks and then give them in to my neighbor kyle who pet sits and he’s gonna be like “how long do you want me to pet sit” and i’m gonna give him YOUR money and say “a long time sire” and he’s gonnna say “alright by the way your snoopy attire is stunning” then he is going to put on a woodstock mask and we can finally be snoopstock together YES! and all because i destroyed my haters!
….all in all fuck you haters
and fuck you garfield!
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I’ve been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes
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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...
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What did I stumble across
Being drunk judt makes me love everything idk I love you all
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Me when my dog saw me lose in Garfield’s nine lives I was so embarrassed
my cat is in my lap rn watching me get my ass handed to me in deltarune over and over again 😐 my beautiful daughter please look away. i don't want you to see me like this
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Omigosh now IIIIIIII need her has a Polly pocket

some maomaos 🐱
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Maomao is a woman in STEM a.k.a
S - Substances T - Toxins E - Emetics M- Medicine
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maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

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sorry for being absent for so long. I guess I just remembered that we were born to die.
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