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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

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so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut

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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

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One thing I’ve noticed about AI users is that they are completely repulsed by the notion of feeling bad or frustrated for even the slightest moment

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Snuggle

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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got

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wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

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(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

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no more cold and calculating i want warm and calculating. i want characters who use deductive reasoning to figure out whether their friend would like a wool or cotton quilt based off of their lifestyle, career, hobbies, and habits. i want "your nails are often chipped because you work for a law firm as a typist for this company which notoriously underbudgets their IT department, so ive bought you a keyboard cover that will not only prevent manicure damage but is also sensory friendly because I know you dislike certain clicking noises". i want characters who figure out their friends entire schedules and social battery levels just by examining who only use that info to know when the best time is to hang out with them. i want characters who create elaborate, supervillain level schemes just to get their hands on some collectible they know their best friend wants. most of all i want characters who do not use intelligence and reasoning skills as a reason to be cruel but as a means to be kind

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*shining a flashlight around* helloo? is anyone mad at me in here

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938. Snail Wizard

snizard

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

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“why are you so upset?” idk man. maybe bc i have i get super upset disorder

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pmdd is that Simpsons throwing Barney out of the bar meme but over and over but forever.

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i need to draw images

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loving a character so much will unlock such vulnerable and cringe parts of you that you try to suppress so bad but you can't like it's so humbling