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From the outside looking in it looks like the saiki fandom has done that thing where a character says they like a food and they made the character obsessed with it but, no saiki is just straight up like that. He once nearly got his house blown up because he got excited about coffee jelly. He disguised himself as a girl to get sweets. He spends all his pocket money on coffee jelly. He once nearly got scammed online trying to get a really good coffee jelly machine. Truly the character of all time

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I was at a ren faire with my mom and I saw a belt with cool leather pouches on it for $3759 and I whispered to her, “You know, if it weren’t for the price tag I’d totally get that,” and she was like “Go for it! It’s only $3000! That’s nothing!” And I was like *surprised pikachu face*.

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the idea of tumblr being dead is so funny to me because it’s the only social media where i actually feel like other people are online at the same time

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Just slipped on a banana peel, this day couldn't get any fucking worse

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if you're cringing at the genre conventions of the genre you are writing in then why the hell are you writing in it. either have something substantial to say about those conventions or shut the hell up! i will not cringe alongside you at superhero powers and spaceship battles and big eldritch worms and bone magic. i came to this story to SEE that shit and I don't appreciate it when an author tries to pretend they're above the very things they're selling themselves on

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How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

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This government is a corporation 30 trillion dollars in debt

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I can’t stress enough that people need to learn how to talk to people. The words you choose matter.

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The New York Times did a piece titled 100 Small Acts of Love and these are some of my favorites 💕

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Had a dream that Taylor Swift announced she was doing a "pronoun reveal" and all the annoying swifties were losing their shit for weeks and saying "I told you so" and then Taylor just tweeted "she/her"

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Some people’s political opinions can really just be boiled down to “can anybody tell me who the good guys and the bad guys are”

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i love you fat wheelchair users. no matter why you’re using the chair, you deserve it as much as a skinny wheelchair user.

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The duality of men