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hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

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these really launched me into another dimension

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typing kkk instead of kk:

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

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Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

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mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said 'vibe check' now hes dead

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look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

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The lock is a mini knob I can’t handle this

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“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed