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All wholesome MadaTobi was written by Hashirama

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Me, when I saw the panel: is this how he proposed to Lola?

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Madara: Women are weak. Tobirama: Finally, I've trained for this my whole life. *picks Madara up like a long cat* This post by @doveywovy has been on my mind for weeks

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Tobirama in the new official art looks so salty he can create an entire sea XD

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Big Ass Merman AU MadaTobi Bonus:

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Hashirama’s bisexual struggle

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@hatakaka Here

Typical talent. Guy, on the other hand, is all about hard work

Listen.

Hashirama attracted two of the strongest people of his era, he had game

Obito failed so hard he couldn't kiss a photo with two of his crushes and the only chance he got with one of them was after they both died

Might Guy can work gay miracles. He made Madara, a known Hashiramasexual, hard for a hot second and became Kakashi’s husband through a positive attitude and spandex

Madara had to lose his brother and will to live to move in proximity of his crush, and that’s just the start. He spent like 80 years or something in a cave with a lifeless wooden copy of Hashirama, was thirsting for him even after death, and when he got resurrected the only move he managed to pull on him was to steal his senjutsu How can you fumble so badly with the guy who already was into you?!

Naruto ended up with a girl but not the girl he wanted and both his crushes ended up marrying each other which is not a win but I can’t really call it a complete fail either

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Listen.

Hashirama attracted two of the strongest people of his era, he had game

Obito failed so hard he couldn't kiss a photo with two of his crushes and the only chance he got with one of them was after they both died

Might Guy can work gay miracles. He made Madara, a known Hashiramasexual, hard for a hot second and became Kakashi’s husband through a positive attitude and spandex

Madara had to lose his brother and will to live to move in proximity of his crush, and that’s just the start. He spent like 80 years or something in a cave with a lifeless wooden copy of Hashirama, was thirsting for him even after death, and when he got resurrected the only move he managed to pull on him was to steal his senjutsu How can you fumble so badly with the guy who already was into you?!

Naruto ended up with a girl but not the girl he wanted and both his crushes ended up marrying each other which is not a win but I can’t really call it a complete fail either

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Salmon for desire lives in my head rent free since the moment I saw this comic series

This is the most amazing MadaTobi thing I have ever seen

Looking at Tobirama's silly little face just gives me so much joy I can't express it 🥰

@taiyoooh please accept this humble offering of caviar as a token of my gratitude for the existence of this AU

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Looking at the starry sky, I will think about them 😁

Me: I wonder why nobody translates gorosei as “five celestial bodies”, a celestial body is literary a term that means a planet or a star

Also me:

Yeah, yeah, I know celestial bodies don’t sound cool. But, but, but! Celestial is literary in the name! Consider

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Time it took Hashirama to become an annoying older brother: two seconds

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Mean Girls, Uchiha addition

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I’m not saying that Itachi is a bigger mess than Madara, but gay sex wouldn't help him

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I desperately want to know how having gay sex would make Fugaku worse. Let me in on the tea.

He looks like a guy who puts a lot of his own worth and pride in traditional values and challenging them would make him spiral

Or Mikoto beats insanity out of him with a spatula because shonen therapy works through violence. Can be that too XD

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I’m not saying that Itachi is a bigger mess than Madara, but gay sex wouldn't help him

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Not me thinking about Tobirama taking on grandpa duties after Hashirama’s death TAT