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The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.

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Wedding night

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

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like to charge reblog to cast

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“Serenade” artist unkown

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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I'm very fond of this video

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23 Layer Chocolate Cake (via Instagram)

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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

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"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

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What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

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We can put them back together....we have the technology...

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Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry