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can u adopt me???

Can I adopt you???

I suppose I could... money would be tight, though...

No matter! I will take you under my mighty wing anon!!

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Sometimes i look at this image and think about you. Its because your cool i assure you

I'm... not quite sure what this is supposed to mean. Am I a crying baseball to you all?

Actually... I think I could start saying this kind of stuff! It could make people underestimate me,,, then I could get them when they least expect it!

Great Idea, champ!

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how do you take your coffee mister jean pierre?

My coffee?

I guess I don't really drink it much, but when I do, I drink it like a true Frenchman (give or take)!

I usually drink the traditional espresso style, but I like it Noisette style! (espresso with a shot of milk, for non-french folk)

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Aren't you just the cutest little thing?!

Auwhh... I never like cats. Or anything with claws and fur and a mean streak. But I don't think this little guy could hurt me...!!

Actually, I'm not sure he's doing much of anything anytime soon.

You in there buddy?

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you're so annoying

- @ask-tuff-kujo

Speak for yourself!!

I mean really, JoJo!

I just- I- augh!

I'm not having this conversation with you anymore!

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what was your sister like?

...My sister?

She was the most gentle person to ever roam the Earth. She always remembered everything about the people she loved, and never felt an unjustified moment of anger in her life.

She liked hot chocolate on hotter days, and loved the dinners I could scrape together with my work money. She was a great judge of character; she helped me realize who I was turning into more than once.

I oftentimes wonder if the voice of sense in my head just sounds like her or...

There was nobody I loved more. Nobody I love more. Sherry was too innocent for the bastard that stole her from her life- her future!

bad things happen to good people.

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what’s your secret to staying so beautiful?

I keep my looks by using the best shampoos and conditioners- from France, of course- and never lowering my standards to anything less!

I also use a homemade gel for my hair, and on occasion, a locally sourced face mask from a little ways out from my hometown.

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thoughts on jotaro? :3

He's a no-nonsense kind of guy, and he can cross into asshole territory at the drop of a hat.

But reluctantly, I will say that I always used to see his type of guy in these old movies Sherry and I used to watch- you know! The kind of guy that rides in on a badass motorbike and is a huge jerk to the female lead, but still ends up with her!

He's cunning, but seems a little apprehensive to step up to a leadership role.

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d=(^o^)=b yay it's polnareff!

Of course it is!

Who else has such great presence- and such a pristine hairdo?

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Hi pookie. I like giving out critters so here's my favorite one to start with :333 the opossum! It's North America's only marsupial and the best marsupial

EEK-!

I- I mean, what a cool bunch of little guys you've got in there!

Hehe, surely they're not that...uhm.

do they bite?

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ah...gulp!!!

....sorry, bud...

To that one pol ask/respond blog that followed me, mod says hi and iggy says fvck u for dying after he and avdol risked their life for u

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A good fictional man must be either

A) Scary looking but secretly pathetic

B) Pathetic looking but secretly scary

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Tell me why the moment I step into the driver's seat of our car, the others look at me so weird!

I mean, every true man feels most comfortable at an even 10-20 mph over the speed limit, really...

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*boops you*

alright, just what the hell was- oh! hah!

Well, *boop* to you too!

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Bonjour!

I am Jean-Pierre Polnareff, but do not hesitate to call me simply: Polnareff!

I saw that a few buddies of mine had made blogs here, and so I thought it well to join the fun!

Ask whatever you wish, and I'll see you lovely folks soon enough!

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Rules and Notices:

My asks will always be open, unless it is directly stated otherwise!

NOTICES:

This is a blog made specifically for Part 3 Polnareff (AKA Stardust Crusaders Polnareff), but any time fuckery will be acknowledged! (if there is any time fuckery where this guy gets #sent forwards in time, please be patient if I'm rusty on the VA lore, I read it a while ago and I'm still on DiU in the anime!)

Polnareff is a grown ass man, so you can send (albeit TAME.) nsfw asks if you like.

^Building on this, I, Mod 🪄, am a MINORRRRR!!! So please be wary of that when sending asks!

If I feel uncomfortable with your ask, I will not respond.

I will try to respond to asks/convo reposts in a timely fashion, but if life or burnout gets me straight between the cheeks, be patient (pretty please)

I will try to respond as I think Polnareff would, but excuse any ooc posts!!

don't hesitate to send an ask! let's keep this blog from drying up!

there will - more likely than not - be some modern references, because as you can probably assume, I do not know a ton about the 80s... gulp!

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As mentioned before, KEEP NSFW ASKS TAME.

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Try not to vent?? in my asks??

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If you need me to clarify anything, don't hesitate to shoot me an ask!

Okay, It's time for me to stop talking and start responding!