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whoops

soz something came up which involved not communicating for a while but I have just recovered my phone and those bear things will goddamn pay for this. anyway I did just realise how I've not done what I made this thing for. will start putting pages here just as soon as I get my book back. I hope it's soon, I need to document the bear things

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well yes but a two part title like tylluan nos sounds better than just tylluan

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something similar happened to me once. of course I picked the wrong amulet and seriously injured the guy, buuuut he totally deserved it

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

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I think I accidentally annihilated someone's kidney

in my defence, the tomb I raided didn't specify that the sigil (which looked cool and I wanted to try out) was going to annihilate kidneys. well there we go. I made sure he wouldn't be missed. (definitely not by annihilating the kidneys of his family and friends)

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ok well the sky thing is fixed. that was pretty easy. also, it appears that I've some form of compatriot in @marco-robinson. marco appears to know more about infernoturgy than me, considering he mentioned it and I previously had no clue such a thing existed. I mean, there was that book that one time... but considering the nature of the post introducing me to it, that book is probably better off closed. another marco.. interesting.

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oh ffs the sky just turned yellow

urgh I thought I stopped that from happening.

welp gotta go fix that I guess

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hi!

my brother told me to start using tumblr to catalogue sinister happenings and record interesting phenomena, so here I am doing that. posts regarding interesting phenomena will have a 'pejocsharip' tag and those which are just about my daily life will not.

(uh hi this blog is run by @nauticalcompass221 and is entirely fictional, it's just a thing for my creative writing project)