in a kinder world i live in an i spy page
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if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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i don't know how many meows i got left in me
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mosquitsune miku
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i need to (remembers suicide jokes can be detrimental to my own and others' mental health) liberate the republic which was being tyrannised by a faction
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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
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writing explicit scenes for my fics like:
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the older i get the more sensitive i become to warm genuine words, like wow you really think that kindly of me? hold up, lemme cry
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girl are you music because i want to listen to you
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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
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ah yes, leg hands
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Sorry I only fuck dorks and goofs
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