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dropped my wooden fish twice and said "nooo my awesome fish" each time i did
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Hey me and my girlfriend noticed u across the bar and we just think that your idea of suffering as atonement and misery as something uniquely painful and lonely is stupid asfuck.
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Finally finished up this comic based on this post
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Since this site seems to be quite fond of sturgeon, here's a month-old baby lake sturgeon.
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream
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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…
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everyone come over i made chocolate chip cookies only two dozen though so some of you will have to fight to the death in the street. sorry. unlimited tap water
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