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The Gleaners and I / Les glaneurs et la glaneuse (2000) Dir. Agnès Varda
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jeg og min kæreste gick tilbage til mit værelse før at spise og min kæreste spørgte mig "skal vi ikke gå to gange?"
jeg: nej. hvad var det jersing (alene i vildmarken) sa? at gå-
kæreste: øv øv øv øv øv et træ?
jeg (griner): nej, at gå to gange det er bare losers?
kæreste: mit fucking tand??
#dansk#danblr#undskyld før mine fel jeg lærer dansk og jeg gør mange mange fel </3#men. det var otroligt sjovt lmao
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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“Language is a skin: I rub my language against the other. It is as if I had words instead of fingers, or fingers at the tip of my words. My language trembles with desire. The emotion derives from a double contact: on the one hand, a whole activity of discourse discreetly, indirectly focuses upon a single signified, which is “I desire you,” and releases, nourishes, ramifies it to the point of explosion (language experiences orgasm upon touching itself); on the other hand, I enwrap the other in my words, I caress, brush against, talk up this contact I extend myself to make the commentary to which I submit the relation endure.”
— Roland Barthes, A Lover’s Discourse: Fragments, trans. Richard Howard
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The discovery of the statue of Antinous in Delphi, Greece in 1894
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she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))
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noncommittally blasts you with the Pyrrhonism Beam
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Die automatischen Übersetzungen auf Youtube sind ja eine absolute Plage aber ganz ganz selten kommt doch was witziges bei raus.
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Just found the best word in the English language
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affirmations i will learn latin and i will get insane . more insane. whatever
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anyone else love grammar? i fucking love grammar. in every language i trudge through the base vocab until i can study something cool (grammar (grammar)) without being lost
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idk if this is like. ignorant or uninformed but i keep seeing— why am i speaking english? also ich seh immer wieder stellenanzeigen für so jobs wie sachbearbeiter*in in der verwaltung, assistenz der geschäftsführung etc. die als qualifikation ein studium verlangen?? hab ich irgendwas verpasst? grad eben wieder ne stelle als sekretär*in (!) gesehen mit (unter anderem) der aufgabe „Geschäftsessen zu koordinieren“ und unter qualifikationen steht: „Idealerweise haben Sie ein Studium im Bereich Verwaltungsmanagement abgeschlossen“ .........okay? find ich in diesem land irgendwie schon dreist, wenn man mal überlegt wie viele ausbildungsberufe es im kaufmännischen und verwaltungsbereich gibt. warum muss dein*e sekretär*in studiert haben? scheint mir genauso bescheuert wie das „wünschenswerte“ abitur für alle möglichen ausbildungsplätze
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it's okay, ulysses ogre. you can back up and try dubliners, it's a short story collection with much more straightforward prose, you can dive deep on one piece at a time, and once you've toyed around with that then I'm sure you'll have an easier time with ulysses. besides, I had an irish lit professor who'd been studying finnegans wake for twenty years and she said she still didn't really know what was going on in it. ulysses ogre, what really matters is if you are enjoying your time with literature and feel like you are gaining something, not whether you reach the "correct" conclusions. there's no need to try and force yourself through something if you feel like you aren't on an even enough plane with the text to reap any of its rewards.
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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches
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What if we kissed 👉👈 at the poffertjeskraam😳 but you had poedersuiker on your nose🤦♀️ and you get arrested for cocaine gebruik 😭 and we never 🙅 see each other again 😔 but you escape 🏃♂️ and we get married 🤵👰♀️ at that poffertjeskraam
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