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one more sudoku will fix me im so sure

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im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails

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I hope AI crashes and burns like NFTs and the metaverse and in a year's time we'll all be laughing about how dumb it was

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he fuckib flopped

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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frying things in oil is great because not only do you get a delicious crispy object that's sure to satisfy, but you get to imagine how your sudden and violent oil-related death would get reported in the news every time the oil starts screaming

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god i really thought you people were lying about laios and kabru just for the sake of pretending like there is a gay little thing going on when its questionably textual at best but this shit is for real fascinating. unprecedented. master manipulator kabru playing both sides operating behind six layers of sublimated yaoi to obsessively plot laios' downfall. and on the other side of the coin notable Grade A Grass-Fed Freak laios touden experiencing a completely normal crush on the first pretty man to demonstrate polite interest in his passions and hobbies. i can only imagine laios is gonna be out here milking minotaurs like 'hm. if kabru was here now...i wonder if he would enjoy this too..... that would be nice (:' whilst kabru is pacing a deep furrow in the cobblestones clear on the other side of the dungeon vowing up and down that he will commit to sucking laios' dick meat clean off the bone if it might bring him one step closer to seeing his head on a pike

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Unmute !

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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

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people should give me money so i can get more tattoos and look hotter and sexier

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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love a canon (?) coffee shop AU

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

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artificial condition aka: let someone perform surgery on you after knowing them for 2 weeks