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walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

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does anyone want to sugar baby me? i am cute and would like money and gifts.

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such a profound sense of delight when I realize that a piece of media is matching my freak to the very letter. there are creators out there who are my exact kind of sicko and we are reaching out to each other as if across the cosmos.

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i deserve to be a big monster. i deserve to undergo a terrifying yet true and beautiful transformation

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Saint's monologue

KARMA

I really forget to post

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I think it’s at least slightly harder to get stuck in a relationship you don’t like when you aren’t afraid of being single

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Terrible superpowers I think of a lot:

Invulnerability; also you can fill someone with blind rage and make them want to kill you specifically. This makes you the superhero version of a rodeo clown, redirecting heavy hitters from your teammates to you.

You can open your mouth and say the most psychologically damaging insult possible about the target. The power is slightly psychic, and will attack deeply rooted insecurities of the target; you are not aware of what you will say before you say it.

You can turn any printed instance of the letter Q into a portal to any other printed instance of the letter Q on earth. This does not work on any instances of the letter Q that you write or create; however, if someone else says a word with the letter Q in it, you are able to use that Q.

You can see any moment in the past 24 hours that occurred where you are standing. Occasionally useful for solving crimes, incredibly useful for remembering where you just put down your phone.

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(Rainworld downpour spoilers)

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a lot of the people you guys are calling narcissists could easily be replaced with the word “asshole”

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Something people don’t bring up about nefarious goons and villainous heathens enough is that they’re always there for you. At your heights and lowest points, they’re always scheming for your miserable end and looking a little cute while doing it

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“i think we have different definitions of ‘cute’…”

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my boobs r big because my massive heart pushes them out. peace and love on planet earth.

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September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. Please be on the lookout for bisexual people when crossing the street, as we can go both ways.

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one of my favorite tidbits about speedrunning that comes up every time the games done quick marathons come around is how Wind Waker speedruns are about five hours long because of the giant wall in Hyrule that actually forces the runner to play the game because they’ve been throwing shit at this wall for over a decade and still can’t figure out a way past it. the wall in hyrule is entirely unglitchable and the only way past it is to play the game properly. the speedrun would be like one hour if they could get past this wall but nope, it’s five hours. fuck the wall.

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had a fascinating dream last night where there was a new, virally popular trading card game - it was called MOUNTAIN (stylised in all caps) and the whole gimmick was that you couldn’t buy boosters or anything - you had to find them?

nowhere sold MOUNTAIN - I mean, I expect players did, once cards were in their hands.

but acquiring cards meant noticing a box lying around, and just….nabbing it? they’d be in weird places - in a skip, wedged high up in a fence, nestled in the branches of a tree? nobody ever saw who left them there, and there was a lot of debate about how MOUNTAIN boxes were sometimes hard to acquire without risking one’s physical safety - but then, that was also bragging rights. especially as harder-to-reach boxes seemed to contain more elusive and sought after cards…

no, I don’t remember anything about the actual gameplay, we never played any MOUNTAIN. alas. I know there were “frame cards” that were literally transparent but for a fancy metallic or holographic border, which I guess upgraded the card they were applied to? frames were super rare, my coworker literally ran up to me in the pub purely to show off the frame he’d just found

dream brain gimme the deets on MOUNTAIN’s actual mechanics, I’m invested in this controversial unpurchasable scavenger hunt game

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One thing I really like about how we use the affordances of tumblr is how reblogging yourself is used to break textposts up. It's not just a novel form of punctuation, it's effectively borrowing a structural trick from comics.