holly or hols [she/her, 25, bi]horrendous at tags, sorry. invested in an unreasonable amount of media. ko-fi
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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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I watched The Pitt. Yeah it was really good.
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Not caring about how your actions affect others and putting yourself first are different things!!!!!!
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how have yโall ended friendships because goddamn i am so ready to end this
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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. whatโs next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless
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some days you really do have to just find and wrench one tiny thing from the world w the determination of a hog digging out truffles and make it your anchor. raindrops on a window. smell of the bakery in the supermarket. single defiant tuft of grass between the cracks on the pavement. etc. hold it all w equally grubby and defiant hands.
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โno one wants to read thisโ ok but you do. and thatโs enough. and also wrong. i want to read it. hand it over
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jokes to make after failure that arenโt self-deprecating:
Iโm the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No oneโs ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
Iโm an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to godโs favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
Iโm being sabotaged
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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