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never underestimate the power of a group of queer autistic people on the internet

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who wore it better?? 🌈

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The juxtaposition of Jean living in a psychological thriller mafia novel and Jeremy being the protagonist of a slice of life book will never not be absolutely hilarious to me

Neil: These monsters die so easily in the end...

Jean: *crying, screaming, throwing up*

*meanwhile in California*

Jeremy: felt cute, might help this homeless man💫💫💞🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

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neil josten went to LA to hang out w his mafia uncle & an ex raven, put a hit out on someone, then lie to the feds. babygirl i missed you sm

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actually how am i supposed to carry on after reading "the only one who had any chance was andrew, who threw himself out of his goal like all of hell was on his heels." LIKE ALL OF HELL WAS ON HIS HEELS. im going crazy

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due for some rainbows..

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obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

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eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

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so uh. has anyone done this yet

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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The Sunshine Court, a comedy at heart.

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andrew 🤝 jean

having to give up their black aesthetics for a team with obnoxious colors

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why do I seem to need to? || tsc chapter 6

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this is my only thought right now thank you

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Spilled my drink reading this 😂

awesome question panam! unfortunately i am inside him as we speak.

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It’s strange to see Andrew in extreme-minor-character mode after three books of Neil obsessing over his every move.