suffering from an excess of black bile 👍 header by @michamiw 👽 20, 1.18.2005
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I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.
#unironically guy ritchie's rocknrolla#had to watch a few times to fully understand the web of shenanigans going on in that movie#but god what a beautiful web
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the thing about labubus to me is that i genuinely do think the design is appealing and i love things that are uglycute and if they were lowkey or more niche i think it would be super cute to have one. but the fact that they are mainstream and trendy sucks all of the fun out of it for me
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’kill them with kindness” WRONG. Rohirrim‼️🐴 🛡 ⚔️ 🐴⚔️🛡🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴⚔️⚔️⚔️🐴🛡🛡🐴🐴⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴
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thank you to the legends who like my meaningless unrelatable text posts btw. i could post "just scratched my ass" and one of yall would like it because you're real as hell
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having a real job has thus far had the effect of making me inordinately excited for bedtime. working with children at a school + program i used to go to has also made me weirdly nostalgic for like, the life and times of first grade. thinking a lot about those softsoap bottles with the clownfish on em lately
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top 5 ancient artistic cultures (not sure about phrasing. yknow like "jomon style" or "anglo saxon art")


the jade creatures of Hongshen, a late Neolithic culture of northeast China contemporaneous w the latest stages of Sredny Stog and just about all of Yamnaya. attempts to find analogues to these critters in nature have borne little fruit, not least bc the Hongshen appear to had been perfectly capable of pursuing realism in their art – when they wanted to. this article argues the creatures draw inspiration from the shape of human bone and cartillage, like so:
the rest go as follows:



2. figurines of Bronze Age Scandinavia. I just think these look really aesthetically pleasing. look at those curves! idk what to think about attempts to interpret the figurines as depicting historically attested Nordic deities. the most famous artefact to survive from the Nordic Bronze Age, the Trundholm Chariot, seems to depict a myth of only marginal significance to later Norse civilisation



3. the erotic pottery of the Moche, predecessors of the Chimor, who flourished on the coast of northwestern Peru prior to their conquest by the Inca. this post goes a little into the various theories concerning the purpose of the so-called "porn pottery" – I like Larco Hoyle's idea that the pottery (none of which appears to depict penis-in-vagina intercourse) was used by the Moche in order to teach and show methods of natural birth control. but ofc there's a direct analogue in depictions of sodomy on Greek pottery, which doesn't really seem to had served a didactic purpose

4. the Thinkers of Hamangia - not much of a "style" given that it's only these two figurines, I suppose, but these two are my favourite sculptures to come out of Neolithic Europe by far. could write a whole post about them, honestly; definitely among my favourite pieces of prehistoric art in general. afaict, the figurines are nowadays mostly interpreted as a prehistoric equivalent to Gauguin's Where Do We Come From? - I personally prefer to think of them as analogous to his Grape Harvest at Arles


5. cosmetic palettes of late Neolithic Egypt, or what is properly known as the Naqada III phase of Protodynastic Egypt. I just find them to be really pretty – and I kind of love the idea of decorating what is basically a make-up container with depictions of your country's military conquests. the most famous of these palettes is the Narmer Palette; my personal favourite is the Bull Palette, shown on the left. I'd totally use them to mix my kohl
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cant go five posts without seeing that gay fucking tv and his tiny ugly fucking boyfriend
#the pom! signal#not being into deltarune on tumblr is like not being into eating food or breathing air atp. nowhere is safe for my proclivities#or lack thereof
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if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell
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HEY WRITER 🫵
Open up a random writing project you have in the works and add one word
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what do you mean by "estimate a fic's wordcount and aim for it while writing"
#the pom! signal#might not be what that 'two paths diverged in a wood' post thats going around meant but#when i write the fic is done when its done#why i literally cant do word count challenges or keep chapters a consistent length
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Random question for artists: how do you stylize human ears when you’re drawing them really quickly/not putting a ton of effort into them. I default to putting a little h in there

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Hi there! I've been around on the internet for a really long time (along with my Dark Crystal fanart and fantasy art in general) and joining Tumblr is something I never really did and was dearly recommended to. Here I am, hoping you'll all enjoy my art ramblings, sculpts and illustrations! For now, I'll leave this little watercolor drawing of The Chamberlain over here-hoping he'll make you smile! See you soon with more!

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also i had to buy some new bluetooth earbuds that are the airpod style shits instead of my beloved neckband earbuds but lowkey i've been fuckin with em so far. got ANC and good sound quality and they connect as a pair instead of individually
#they're earfun air pro 4s#reddit recommended them as a decent ''budget'' option#still 90 bucks but compared to what name brand earbuds are going for i cant hate#the pom! signal
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send me men with big chests memes i want to draw them
#the pom! signal#everyone say thank you huge man titties.#huge man titties have done so much for me in my life
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
#little kid at work who plays shooty games was sitting next to me on field trip telling me all about circumstances under which one could get#''ripped into parts''#and he has a lisp so it was ''wipped into pawts''#havent been able to stop saying it
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