TERFS DNI | it/its | 17 | Merlin / Nick / Brian | he flew into my heart like a little cherub and now i have opinions. SOWWY!!
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New writing rule: Checkov’s friend
If you introduce a named character with a relationship to a protagonist, their character arc must be resolved in a way that feels reasonable and satisfying
Which is to say: they can’t just dissappear when they’re no longer a convenient plot device
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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!
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aha! you may have mistaken my statement of "women belong in the kitchen" as misogynistic, but you see, i think being in the kitchen is a good thing. women's innate desire to make sandwiches is a positive trait, and we all know if it's positive it doesn't count as a stereotype. i'm very smart and i know what feminism is.
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TITS BACK ON TUMBLR???
DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!





#POST TITS
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i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me
#just reminds me of#‘please get PURIFIED water with absolutely NO minerals added for taste’ ‘i got spring water’ ‘NOT’#‘with EXTRA minerals. it tastes like licking a stalagmite’ ‘DONT COME HOME’
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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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brought to you by my friend who has no social media, Cater Smokes Weed.
#cater diamond#cater twst#cater twisted wonderland#heartslaybul cater#tw weed#weed tw#cw drugs#those hedgehogs are spies
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deltarune is 90% silly jokes that are secretly character building, so by the time you get to the 10% that is character moments it makes you want to start biting yourself or others real hard. this technoque in literary circles is referred to as tonys trick
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- Yasmin Benoit on racism in the asexual community 2021
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this isn’t the first time the DHS has tweeted literal nazi propaganda but uuuhhhh I feel like things are going to get Very Bad unless we do something. about the nazis. who are running the US government
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Pasting what I posed in Bsky here, too. The lady I spoke to told me "we are getting a lot of calls about this." IT IS WORKING. CALL. JUST FUCKING CALL.
If you find it difficult to find the words, you can use this as a script:
"Hi, my name is _____ and I would like to file a formal complaint. I'm calling about a recent change to Visa's payment processing. I am being blocked from making legal purchases on (Steam, Itch.io, etc., whatever you use). I am an adult with money, and I should be able to spend my money wherever I please. It is ridiculous that your company is barring me from making legal purchases with my own money. I am going to stop using Visa if this isn’t rescinded and fixed. I am very displeased as a customer, and will be taking my business elsewhere if this is not remedied in a timely manner."
That's basically what I said. Feel free to spice it up!
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