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anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase

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literally block me if you support the muslim ban, the environment science gag orders, the anti- reproductive rights executive order or any other unconstitutional plan trump made that goes against the people and our planet in each and every way

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reblog if u are currently A Mess

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people who don’t believe in aliens confuse me so much like you really think in all of space, which is infinite, we are the only planet with life on it. ok….

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why do people act like getting a job is so easy it’s literally the hardest thing on earth 

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Important discoveries being made over here.

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I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case

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tv writers: make it darker

literally everyone: don’t

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You’re taking a road trip in a 5 seater car. Each seat is filled with you, but at various points in your life. One of you strikes up a conversation.

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no sideblogs we create an incoherent jumble of content like men

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things you need to know when talking to me:

i talk really fast

i mumble

sometimes i talk really fast and mumble at the same time

sometimes the words from my head don’t transfer right to my mouth so i sometimes just speak nonsense and im the only one who gets what im saying

have fun trying to understand me

i repeat stories a lot bc nothing interesting happens to me but i want to be validated

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DOCTORS: STOP TRYING TO GET US TO DISSECT YOU

ME: (furiously strapping myself to the operating table) Bastards! Fuck you

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can yall stop writing paragraphs on here. bitch i cannot read

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Someone: stop using the stupid trade mark thing in everything u say???

Me: No™

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me: *suddenly has tears running down cheeks*

ppl: …….are u ok???

me: yeah this just kind of happens sometimes haha ha

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it’d be cool if i could…………………function

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Me, someone who’s definitely past Hogwarts age: I sure am excited for another magical year at Hogwarts happy September 1st everyone see you all on the train