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I hope everyone is having a fucking day

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this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

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they should make it easier

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im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe

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tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

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i think we should all admit how lonely we are. then we should talk. it will all be okay if we risk being authentic

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"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

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im excited to get top surgery bc oh blah blah disphoria back pain slouching not a girl but mainly because i have been planning for over a year a joke thats about to pay off:

my family does not know i am getting surgery so i made sure to get all the same bathings suits i wore last year in a new size and just straight up gas light my aunt about it

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u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

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children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years