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"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

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you never truly appreciate good internet unless you have bad internet

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Nara Deer Park, Japan 2008

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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

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In the club humbled by the totality of my ignorance

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i sometimes come across posts that make me realise i REALLY overestimate the average person's geography knowledge given ive been obsessed with it since i was like 13 so.

here's a poll

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

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coming soon 2 my depop <3

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Unmute !

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“You wanna koo-kie?”

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all goofing aside I genuinely don’t understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene™ is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you’re willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I’m not even saying you can’t enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.