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THE PENTHOUSE3: WAR IN LIFE (2021) — 3.14

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THE PENTHOUSE: WAR IN LIFE (2020-2021) — 1.07 | 3.14

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THE PENTHOUSE: WAR IN LIFE (2020-2021) — dir. joo dong min

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Hold on, I still need you

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Everytime Joo Seok Hoon got rejected. 😅

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10 Years of Will & Kate | “When I first met Kate I knew there was something very special about her. I knew there was possibly something that I wanted to explore there.” - Prince William (2010)

My favorite love story.

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“Even all these years later, I still think that my favourite picture of Kate and George is from their Australia/New Zealand tour where he’s giving her a hug. It was such a natural picture and he was so cute!” - Submitted by royalweddingsandtiaras

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I wasn’t going to do this. I didn’t want to give this more attention. But I’ve decided to go ahead. I’m going to prove that “blinds” about the BRF on CDAN are not to be taken seriously at all. That’s my nice way of saying they are LIES. I have saved most of these blinds, but I’m going to use only a select few to keep this to the point and avoid drawing further attention to them.

I will go in chronological order. This first blind was published September 9, 2019. It was long and labeled royals using letters A-H. I have cropped to show only what is relevant to this post. H=William. Some may argue that it’s Harry but he was “G.” (Note the blind brings William’s paternity into question.)

Lovely and vulgar, isn’t it? Moving on...

Clearly. Do you get the point yet? Now:

A few months later, Kate was never pregnant, at least for “that first birth.” Those paparazzi photos of her in Mustique in early 2013 must be terribly inconvenient.

It gets more bizarre:

William and Kate are now first cousins (which requires your parents to be siblings) and ALL pregnancies were “indeed fake.” Note that this blind was published on March 31, 2020. That was a significant date for the BRF.

Now, we must ask, if all pregnancies were fake and surrogates were used, why would “H’s wife” from the first blind need to worry with conceiving a baby in the traditional way?

More recent publications:

This was at the time of the train tour. Note that MANY blinds are published about the Cambridges when they are in the news. For example, one particularly nasty one was published when they disembarked the plane to begin their Pakistan tour.

And this is the latest:

Both of these things cannot be true. You cannot want a baby but not want to conceive the baby but also have no need to conceive a baby traditionally anyway since you use surrogates.

(But if you’ve been insisting a couple has a terrible marriage and hate each other, it would be problematic for them to celebrate their 10th anniversary with public fanfare and maybe even welcome another child soon, wouldn’t it? Best get ahead of the situation and go ahead and insist they’d use a surrogate.)

There are MANY more blinds about the BRF I could prove inaccurate. Just a few weeks ago a blind clearly referring to Charles called him “second-in-line.” But I think these I included do the job of demonstrating inconsistency, and I will leave it here.

If you’ve ever once been to the CDAN site and found yourself unable to navigate because of ads covering the buttons, you know the point of the operation. Apparently there is very little vetting of sources or fact-checking involved. This is the first and last time I will write about these blinds here. They’re not deserving of credence.

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And Charlotte already looked sassy to her big brother when she's just one year old. 😂

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Actual 12 year olds, William & Kate playing in the snow ♡

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the beautiful truth - mark anthony

happy birthday catherine!!! have a wonderful day with your beloved husband and three beautiful children. you deserve every happiness my love!

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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The Exhibition

by katefiction (Maria) / 2012

(Maria wanted me to say that this is the story she was most proud of writing.)

‘Your Royal Highness, it is an honour to have you here today’, he says fawningly.

I eye him across the table, his old skin is weathered and speckled, his completely grey hair forming a ring around the bald spot on his head, but his crystal blue eyes sparkle at me excitedly beneath the glasses that are falling down the bridge of his nose.

‘It’s a pleasure to be here, Mr. Delmonte’, I lie.

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Threads

by katefiction (Maria) / 2013

All of this was created by myself, other than the Greek myth and the setting of the British Museum. Every item I describe there is true to life. 

(Pronunciation key: Ariadne = a-ree-ad-nee)

They say there is a difference between loneliness and being alone. Being alone is a choice, a conscious effort to separate yourself from others. Loneliness, on the other hand is put upon you, often by someone else. It is they who leave you. Whether through death, or boredom, or neglect, they leave you. Try as you might, you have no choice.

Kate contemplated this as she wondered around the Prints and Drawings Department at the British Museum that Thursday afternoon. A few people were scattered around, walking in and out of the room, glancing into the glass cabinets, realising they’d much rather visit the Ancient Egyptian rooms next door.

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Ten (short story)

by katefiction (Maria), 16th November 2020

Hi guys,

A managed to wrangle me into writing this. I haven’t written for William and Kate in over 6 years, so I’m a bit rusty. But I had an hour to kill and this is what came out. I’m not sure if I’ll regret this later but I didn’t leave this fandom on a high note and I kind of wanted to say thank you and put it all to bed.

Happy 10 years to all of you.

Love, Maria X

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Ohhh my heart!! Now THIS is a private moment! William and Catherine being cuties and holding hands on their way to their helicopter 😭😭😭♥️

Credits - teatimewithcambridges