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Едем, едем в соседнее село…на дискотеку……
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you’re hilarious kid, know what else is funny? i’m gonna fuck your dad
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Stopping by my mom’s house to fix her internet is how I imagine skilled labor worked in the old west. We catch up on town gossip for a while, I’m brought refreshments while I curse and toil, and I leave with a big bag of fresh vegetables and a few dollars in my pocket despite all protests.
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I’ve never been this high
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I know it’s bad etiquette to laugh at your own joke, but that’s exactly what I’ve been doing for the past 5 hours…
Someone murder me
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Hoomin this is not proper use of cup
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Humaine took me to VET!!! They gave shoots there. RUDE. DID NOT LIKE. Made me ver sleepy, did not wnt to play all day yestorday. Today, feel betur, and snce humaine gave me many pets and cuddles, have now forgiven. Must now knead and purr on humaine's face. Pls warn my humaine NOT to take me to tht plce again tho.
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Y’all, Lisa Frank went and made Tarot cards (and Death is a bunny riding a rainbow horse)
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this is mason. he’s an old boy and loves to sleep
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so this is where the "d" in vampire d came from
everything makes sense now
I just realized that vampires need to drink blood because of their vitamin D deficiency from lack of sun. Vampires have been misjudged for so long.
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If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.
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SAM OWES ME FIFTY BUCKS AND THAT POOP SASQUATCH BETTER PAY ME BACK OR I'M BURNING A CORVETTE ON HIS LAWN AGAIN
Sam's Lasagna or Walmart's Lasagna? (In my opinion, Sam's is better. More flavor.)
i’ve never met sam
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I’m just trying to shed some light on this problem
Full Image - Twitter - Bonus - YouTube
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Hey can I get the umm.... The boneless chocolate milk
E X T R A D I P
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That’s not clothes on my chest. There’s a cookie tucked up in there, and it’s mine. #fluffypantsdaily #yolo #cookies #cat #persian #himalayan #catsofinstagram #catstagram #cute
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