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Back again Pipi? Take him to the High Security Ward. Leve 5 restraint.

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But Nurse, I don't need a nappy. I'm a big boy.

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Whenever Pipi is admitted to hospital there is invariably a large take-down team waiting to restrain him.

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The ward staff await Pipi's arrival.

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Hello Pipi, I need to change your nappy. And while we're there I'll check your temperature.

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When I arrive at the Ravenscliffe Sanatorium the intake team are waiting for me.

"OK Pipi strip! Everything off and we'll get you into the straitjacket and napppies which you will wear during the 72 hour assessment. Whether you get out of them at the end of taht period depends on your behaviour during it."

I qhuickly remove all my clothes and stretch out my arms for the jscket to be fitted. Displeasing these nurses is not recommended behaviour.

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Why are you out of bed, Pipi? Do you really want me to put you in a straitjacket and 4-points?

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When I wake up I am in the school San, with Matron bending over me.

"What happened to you this time Pipi," she sighs.

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As I walk past the Cottage Hospital I am seized by three nurses.

"Pipi, you didn't turn up for your ppointment this morning."

"Appointment? What appointment?"

"What a naughty boy, wasting time like that"

"Anyway, you are here now, so stop wasting time."

They frogmarch me into the hospital.

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Hello Pipi, welcome to the ward. We'll give you a nice bath and then get you into your cot.

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Hospital train ay Yoyk Railway Museum.

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Pipi's O2 levels are very low. The nurses give him oxygen.