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bonks affectionately

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that’s nearly a quarter of my life what the fuck

oh hey kids this blog is 5 years old now

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oh hey kids this blog is 5 years old now

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god i love men

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i am going to crush diego's dick with a rock

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i only poopoo farted for the good of america

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diego: i HATE america. everyone makes me do handstands on my horse and shouts "go white boy go"

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blackmore, it's 4pm, time for your dick flattening

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porn bots really like to message my dead blogs like “are you there sexy?” like no bitch i ain’t been there since 2018

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who the fuck is dieg of brando

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no

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((a message to my roommate))

funny valentine figure covered in lube (2019)

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((FUCK I POSTED THIS TO THE WRONG BLOG IGNORE THAT PLEASE))

smooch

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funny valentine figure covered in lube (2019)

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it's dickcember fellas

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yeet

14

//I'll post the drawing for this tommorrow I promise

Prompt: Headlock!

*Disco grunts in surpise, feeling a sudden closure around his neck. Naturally he pulls at the arm holding him captive before taking in the iconic pink that the person was wearing.*

"M..Mr.President...?!" He spits in confusion.

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i'd say i'd like to be topped but I'm surrounded by worthless bottoms