poorlydrawnsplendorman

[poorlydrawnsplendorman]

what can you do for my ever present rage, mister splendor? you seem very happy how do you do it

no one can be happy all of the time, friend. but even anger can often come from a place of love! what are you angry about?

someone treating you with cruelty? treating others with cruelty? an unfair situation? things like this all birth anger from love: for yourself, for others, strangers or friends.

if your anger is born from love, use it to fuel the ways you can show that love! let it drive you to make things right! All emotions have a purpose, they're only bad if you let them drive you to do bad things.

and, if you cannot find a way to use your anger for good, find another way to let it out. I hear exercising helps!

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Splendor! are you a Cupcakes,muffin, or cakes type of guy?

those are all wonderful! and can come in such a variety of wonderful flavors!

I think, perhaps, cake is the easiest to share, though. If you don't have enough cupcakes or muffins for everyone, that's that, but with cake, you can always just cut it into the right amount of slices for everyone! So i think, yes, cake! that's my favorite.

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This might be a little weird but I would love to know how your tendrils/tenticals work! And how old your species is or anything like that!! I love studying new things!!

I'm not sure i can answer this i'm afraid! I do not believe our "species" has a recorded history to find an answer in! so sorry to disappoint!

My tendrils, though.. I would assume they're not much different from an arm! just, ah, without the bones. there are animals like that, no? like the octopus! yes, i imagine it works just the same as the octopus! wonderful animal!!

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oh dear. i have a lot of messages to catch up on! i will try my best!

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hello friend! isn't it?

i'm having a great time! i found a village and befriended a cat! Ben gave me a "name tag" so I could name her, so I named her "Toasty." she's the... what's it called, Siamese pattern, is it? I've always liked those kinds of cats!

helllooooo my wonderful friends! how are you all? have you been taking care?

some of slender's kids have invited me to their "Minecraft" server :) so i have been playing that with them!

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they have an "enderman" trapped in a boat that they named after Slendy. it is, i must admit, quite funny :) there is a certain resemblance!

sometimes Jeff throws eggs at it.

helllooooo my wonderful friends! how are you all? have you been taking care?

some of slender's kids have invited me to their "Minecraft" server :) so i have been playing that with them!

[poorlydrawnsplendorman]

helllooooo my wonderful friends! how are you all? have you been taking care?

some of slender's kids have invited me to their "Minecraft" server :) so i have been playing that with them!

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also i literally don't even draw him that muscular what are you on about.

STOP MAKING SPLENDORMAN MUSCULAR HE IS A THIN TALL SILLY MAN PLEASE

I Will Do Whatever I Want Forever

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hello friends!!! im sorry for going quiet!!! there is this event of "Art" "Fight"-ing happening soon!!! and I must prepare for it!! i will be "hibernating" for July to participate!!! but I will be back!!! i promise!!!

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@slenderfurry us!!

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hello! a lot of the people following me! are quite young! I feel it is my responsibility to leave you all with at least One (1!!!) good piece of advice!! so here is that!

Do not joke about harming yourself or make jokes putting yourself down! I know, I know. that might seem silly! after all, there's no harm in a little self-deprecation, right? I mean, my username has "poorlydrawn" in it!

but that is merely following a trend-naming-convention. I am actually very confident in my art! :D "poorlydrawn" is not a self insult; it is an excuse to let me put a little less time into art when I am feeling tired. it is me making no promise of high-quality so I can allow myself to not be a "perfectionist" with i create.

but when you say bad things about yourself? even as a joke? Little by little, you will start to believe it. You will not notice it, not at first. but it will make you feel worse. and it will make the people around you feel worse, too. None of your friends want to hear you be mean to yourself. Not even as a joke.

but! but!! fret not! there is! an ALTERNATIVE! instead of being comedically MEAN to yourself- be comedically CONFIDENT in yourself!

When you trip, joke about having perfect balance! Joke about how 'i've never been embarrassed because i've never made a mistake in my life' or say 'im literally the most intelligent person in the world' when you're feel lacking. These are funny too! exaggeration! People still understand these as acknowledging flaws or mistakes!

but it does not fall into the trap of thinking these flaws or mistakes are something uniquely wrong with you! no one has perfect balance, everyone's been embarrassed, everyone's felt inadequate! The joke is no longer that you are flawed. it is that none of us are perfect, but really, is there anything wrong with that? no. I don't think so.

Be kind to yourself. Make fun, yes!! but be kind, too. Everyone needs a little kindness! So make sure you extend some of that your own way.

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oh my goodness!!! oh golly!! oh goodness!! this is so wonderful!! i love it sososo much!!

My attempt to make a slenderpossum fursona

For @poorlydrawnsplendorman :3

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I see!!

hm... maybe give it a red nose? like a clown! :o) I think i would like that! but i trust your creative process!! you do whatever you think seems right!!

Wh-what if I draw you a fursona 0u0?

-@slenderfurry

oh!! oh!! i would be HONORED!!! :D what animal do you think I would be?? I think I would be something like a possum ^-^ !! or at least, I really like possums, so I think i would like to be one.

but you're the expert! what do you think? :D

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ive got a lot of people saying hello and requesting hugs! i fear i might not be able to get to them all! :[ but i! will try my best!! :]

even if i cannot give you the hug you wanted know i am thinking very, very hard about giving you a hug! And I hope that will reach you and you will feel me telepathically embracing you! :D

🫂 <- This is us! right now! in my brain! I love you!

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Wh-what if I draw you a fursona 0u0?

-@slenderfurry

oh!! oh!! i would be HONORED!!! :D what animal do you think I would be?? I think I would be something like a possum ^-^ !! or at least, I really like possums, so I think i would like to be one.

but you're the expert! what do you think? :D

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Hiiii, make my sensory issues go away, the bird screams and it hurts inside my head, hug me Q-Q

I don't know how much I can do for your sensory issues, but a hug I can certainly manage.

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OH!! Thank youu!!!! :D My brother Trender says its a 'fashion nightmare' but that it 'fits my personality'! :) I made most of it myself!

You're looking snazzy yourself!! I'm almost jealous!! hah! ^.^

Hello, Splendor! I'm Trenderpoet. It's quite a pleasure to meet you!

- @poet-trenderman

HI!! I have a brother named Trender! :D but he doesn't write poetry. I think? he hasn't told me if he does!!

anyway! :D nice to meet you too!! ^-^ You should meet my brother Trender you would probably get along i think! :]