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I’m waffle

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Corciano (Umbria, Italy) by Rolf Schwarz

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classical music is a game

you can either grind for xp by practicing or get it quickly by killing more advanced musicians

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Me: Small but knowing

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Guildie sees a loading screen; has an existential crisis.

(Ask-About-My-Book)

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comparing gandalf vs dumbledore is childish but not bc “it’s pointless to argue about such things, everyone can like who they want” or some little bitch shit like that but because gandalf is so many leagues beyond anything dumbledore could ever hope to have achieved that it’s like why even bother. why even attempt

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It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

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I didn’t even look at the other options

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The True Siege of Undercity

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thank you for laughing at my political gazebo Sound of Music + John Mulaney material

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pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

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the proper way to play the trumpet is by throwing it in the fuckin trash

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Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

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do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

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like what was molly’s thought process when she added ‘mortal peril’ to the clock of where all the weasleys were