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can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there
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Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
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It's funny how parents will over shelter their kids and never let them do anything or go anywhere and then immediately expect them to be a normal functioning adult at 18
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moms be like dress feminine for this special occasion or i will fucking kill you
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Living in 3019.
[Yes, they’ve considered summer, and there are auto-open panels when it gets too hot.]
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A parent: say thank you
little baby: tank you :)
Me:

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Why are people working allowed to take random ass smoke breaks??? Imagine taking a break during work time to drink wine or some shit. I'm not even allowed to drink water behind the cash register, but you're allowed to leave and smoke? Bitch ass
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