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i absolutely ate myself into a food coma, but it was so beautiful. the best part about being on injury leave is i can let my body get as rotted as i want. but I'll still end up going to the gym. what's your favorite dish?

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i just don’t feel right calling a nine year old ‘the rizzler’

trying to sleep but all i can think about is how the rizzler is going to be at full gear. hide your partners, this kid is capable of crazy things fr

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to love someone is firstly to confess: i'm prepared to be devastated by you. by A History of My Brief Body by Billy-Ray Belcourt

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mister tornado himself. he was also in that romcom anyone but you? you see that ... it's apparently based on a shakespeare play which honestly ... make for really good movies. taron egerton? yeah rocketman was epic. his talent was great, but also elton had a big hand behind the scenes. i don't know if fred durst is gonna wanna be on a movie set.

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you know i'm there, renee. you already KNOW i'm there, but i can't in good conscience let you take me out. you can pay for the drinks and I'll pay for the popcorn. i haven't been to the movies in a minute.

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fuck YEAH it's fred durst fall! what's your favorite fred durst moment.

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i completely agree. apparently, they're looking at Glen Powell for the staring role which would be fuckin' crazy. get crisp ratt AWAY from my movies, i can't take it anymore.

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it was a limp bizkit summer, and now it's gonna be a fred durst summer, or whenever the fuck he's gonna release this movie. we NEED to cameo in this, even if it's just in the crowd at one of the concert shots. i will die if i'm not there.

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the same director of ELVIS is apparently gonna direct a biopic about fred durst. can't wait for hypnotizing visuals set to limp bizkit's nookie. it's gonna be psychotic.

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OUT OF CHARACTER:

hey yall, sorry for the shitty activity as of late. best friend and roommate had invasive surgery and i’ve been taking care of her ever since. activity will pick up this weekend and next week!

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that’s very similar to my christmas tree! is that actually all the decorations you plan on doing?

I put the tree up!

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the mafia is everywhere. nah but they’re probably all gone now. aside from… the family

is the mafia really in wwe?

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i’m not saying they’re better than a hot cookie, but i’m not gonna besmirch their ability to scratch the itch. you know they have safe to eat raw cookie doughs now. cause THATS how popular it is.

since we’re all about controversial food takes on this page, imma just say it: cookie dough is basically just a dessert version of play-doh. fuckin’ gross. cook the damn cookies.

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BOOOOOOO! you haven’t lived till you’ve eaten a whole tray of raw cookie dough and immediately vomited

since we’re all about controversial food takes on this page, imma just say it: cookie dough is basically just a dessert version of play-doh. fuckin’ gross. cook the damn cookies.

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@dustinhatesyou you can’t divert the attention back to me in a post where i’m literally talking about you. maybe you’re a secret egomaniac … that wouldn’t shock me

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truth 8, dare 7

okay. TRUTH. the most embarrassing thing I did was probably botch during my match with Kenny Omega during COVID. definitely no one remembers it, but it was one of the worst moments in my life. if it was a big crowd it would've been whatever, but it was like .... twenty people in the room MAYBE, it was intense.