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Can you tell this dub was recorded in South Carolina, and in 1995?

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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

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anyway

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like literally there will never be anything funnier than a vampire being like “my life sucks nobody has it as bad as me : (” and they’re literally actively murdering some random dude who was on his way home from his fucking 9-5 or whatever

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this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

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For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

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okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

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froggo attack moo deng

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Rewatching gravity falls rn and this is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

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there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

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trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

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Do not blaze she hulk twerking edits

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one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

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taken a punch to ye olde groyne