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beans has modified his laugh.exe to be interspersed with short, harsh bursts of low-pitched static - his best impression of freja, who snorts when she laughs

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couples t shirts that say “please ask me about birds” and “please for the love of god don’t ask her about birds”

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freja tries to teach fives to lie, but she doesnt try very hard and gives up after a few days because it’s funnier to watch him squirm

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hey actually the inquisitor freja AU is also the AU where fives lives. because it hurts

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actually while im here.

this is freja’s mask now. that guy was a loser

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shithead edgelord inquisitor freja playlist. idk. this one isnt deep but because of how non-canon it is i dont have to spend five hours analyzing the lyrics of every song i pick so i have an easier time adding to it lmao

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so long, good luck, goodbye

A FREJA PLAYLIST

the moon will sing - the crane wives

every day is exactly the same - poor man’s poison

what do it mean - lord huron

watershed - the indigo girls

featherweight - fleet foxes

cassandra - florence + the machine

bone marrow - psapp

caught a long wind - feist

not everything grows - shakey graves

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freja’s first force premonition/bird omen jumpscare happens when kenobi touches down on kamino. freja panics a little and assumes she’s hallucinating since she doesnt have any prior history of visions and quite frankly that’s just not where her mind goes when a flock of birds appears and disappears before her very eyes. once is happenstance...

the second vision comes a few seconds before she gets a comm from the council saying that she’s been conscripted. twice is a coincidence

the third happens when the battle of geonosis kicks off. three times is a pattern.

freja just starts to assume that the force has decided to notify her any time something bad has happened and tries to ignore it, but people absolutely notice when it catches her off-guard and she flinches

fives asks about it once and freja just straight up tells him that she thinks the force is making her hallucinate birds and he’s like ‘oh cool at least you like birds right’ because he doesn’t know how to handle that

“what kind of birds are they?” fives asks, innocent and naive, unaware of the infodump lurking around the corner. freja responds, “coruscanti crows or something, they’re flying so it’s kind of hard to tell. they’re not originally native to coruscant but were introduced from chandrila millennia ago, though for a while this information was lost-” and she doesnt stop for another 10 minutes.

she sees the birds IRL when order 66 drops

just tryin to solidify some details in freja’s backstory here… i put them on my little blog or i forget them entirely 🥰 

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just tryin to solidify some details in freja’s backstory here... i put them on my little blog or i forget them entirely 🥰 

places freja has lived (in consecutive order): corellia --> coruscant --> explorcorps spaceship --> mycroft --> various military posts throughout the galaxy --> coruscant again

and then wherever from there. havent decided yet

definitely a city kid. hates it. the wilderness also kind of sucks sometimes but she refuses to complain because then she’d be a stereotype

same father as qi’ra, who freja has like 10-15 years on? don’t quote me on that number. anyway they come close a few times but never actually meet. freja’s mom is deadzo for sure

i think the same seeker that found freja also found my unnamed catgirl jedi. its a nice little tie-in

almost kind of friends with aayla as a kid. they weren’t close, but when freja's not being a raging bitch about the whole Jedi Thing, she remembers aayla fondly

depending on which canon i choose to apply, she either aged out of eligibility or was sent away from the temple on coruscant because being around that many people made her Crazy and no amount of therapy + training was going to help as long as she remained on that planet. either way no apprenticeship. also they did not Communicate this with freja all too well. ‘oh dont worry its for your own good’ girl what

Top 10 Most Cringeworthy Parenting Fails! (NOT CLICKBAIT) like these mfs genuinely thought it would be best for her force sensitivity to fade. their main approach for her became ‘do not engage’ (and honestly. if they had done it earlier it could have worked. can i get an f in the chat)

either way she’s too sensitive to the minds/thoughts/feelings of other people and largely had to teach herself how to block it all out because normal mental shielding techniques didnt really cut it.

killed a pirate during her time with the explorcorps fleet. there was an attempted hijacking of a small auxiliary vessel on which freja was assisting with repairs so she shot a guy and he died. not her proudest moment

honestly that was probably the Kick In The Pants that got freja off of her ass and (kinda) out of the jedi order. at the very least she didn’t want to spend any more time in space than she had to

continuously fails to form solid friendships for most of her adult life. beans is her baby only pal until fives and echo roll up

loses her position in the IZS real fuckin fast since they wanna remain neutral so bad. allegedly she would have been able to resume her studies after the war but she never gets to find out

guys i cant stress enough how much freja hates coruscant

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freja will swear up and down that it’s difficult to influence the emotions of sentients but the truth is it’s actually so easy to do that it scares her

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I was being attacked by a giant stag beetle and my cousin (who is a biologist irl) kept telling me cool facts about it instead of helping.

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freja gets to know tup a little bit, afaik he was friends with fives so its improbable that they didn’t meet at some point. and then they both die :)

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oh hell yes a place for concentrated freja content

it doesn't matter how often you post i know i will occasionally come here just to scroll and look at Her

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