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Everything’s fine and I’m not emotionally compromised at all.

Kylo Ren Ben Solo and Rey in The Rise of Skywalker.

Your destiny. Fate. (aka. ‘Reylo Interrupted’)

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Chris Evans for Men’s Journal

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“The Madcap Cottage”

Hobart, New York

circa 1840

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what's so great about the mummy 1999?

are you ready for this? 

it is the most wonderfully made, historically inaccurate, giddily fun, perfectly paced, goofy horror movie romance novel bullshit bonanza that has ever blessed the silver screen.

i mean it is just so beautifully full of every genre without being overwhelming.we’ve got: comedy, action, suspense, horror, romance, adventure, ancient aesthetics, and it’s a period piece. all perfectly balanced and blended into one movie.

and the characters are so LIT

we got our main babe, evelyn “motherfucking” carnahan, a super-klutz librarian, total history nerd, and certified badass/damsel in distress. she raises the dead on accident, because she cannot resist books, and has the guts to put that motherfucker back where he came from and literally saves the world.evie’s greatest hits: 

“what is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?!”

*after totally destroying the library* “i’ve just made a bit of a mess in the library.”

“no harm ever came from reading a book.”

evelyn: *upon opening the tomb* “i’ve dreamt about this since i was a little girl.”rick: “you dream about dead guys?”

“oops.”

then we’ve got rick “brendan fraser” o’connell, your not-so-typical battle hardened gun slinger with a heart of gold. he seems filthy, rude, and a complete scoundrel at first, but then he turns into a literal puppy, with massive heart eyes, that worships the ground evie walks on.rick’s greatest hits:

*screams at mummy*

*screams at sand*

*screams at things that are illogical to scream at*

*screams*

next is our Comedic Relief Character™, jonathan carnahan, who also rises above his trope. he’s there for the laugh sure, but is never useless. he actively helps to move the plot along and isn’t just there. he also is the farthest thing from brainless and annoying.jonathan’s greatest hits:

evelyn: “have you no respect for the dead?”jonathan: “of course i do, but sometimes i’d rather like to join them.” same.

oh and that time he was like “IMHOTEP” and saved his own ass like that was so smooth, y’all know what i’m talking about right??

then there is ardeth BAE. he is the audience rolling his eyes because *sighs* white people. he’s tired of these motherfucking mummies in this motherfucking desert. literally prettier than everyone.(he has a much bigger role in the mummy returns, but is still so fab here)

and of course THE MUMMY. imhotep. actual emo. literally carved some poetry into the back of his sarcophagus when he was buried alive with flesh eating bugs, because he is that Extra™. just wants to bring his girlfriend back to life so he can make out with her without it being treason. 

and all the side characters are also gr8.

now i wanna take a moment to talk about the romance. because it is so BEAUTIFUL. like usually in action movies it’s macho man undermines girl and they bone. not here. no time for that shit. 

rick and evie have such a great relationship based on mutual respect and affection. they both cater to each other’s strengths and cover each other’s weaknesses. they are the literally definition of: “those two. in a fight, they’re lethal. around each other, they melt”

what else, i could literally talk about this movie all day.

the special effects have held up pretty well.the music score is GORGEOUS.the costumes are amazing.the makeup, especially for anck su namun, OH WOW.the george of the jungle era brendan fraser sign me the fuck up.rachel weisz.

so many good things.

it’s just great.

#i secretly rate every action movie from 0 to the mummy

it’s a beautiful mess of a movie that can be enjoyed by people of all ages and transcends time and posterity as the alpha mummy movie, and to those who disagree i beseech you:

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hi big heads up ben and jerry’s is recalling a couple of their ice cream flavors because they forgot to list that there were nuts in them… this can be deadly for people so please help spread it

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Oh gosh I couldn’t figure out what that was! 😖

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Kylo Ren/Ben Solo in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (via @thisdeadbird on twitter)

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Behind the scenes with Adam Driver as Kylo Ren during the Throne Room fight.

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This one’s mostly for a friend of mine, who liked the idea of TKOR as a band.

Some more from the setlist:

I Haven’t Slept In Eight Days, Does It Show?

I Touched A Girl And I Liked It

Look Luke, I’m Darth Vader, Am I Worth Saving Now, Asshat?

Okay, This One Goes Out To the Rabid Cur Little Bitch Who Keeps Yelling From The Balcony. It’s Called We Hate You, Please Die

The sequel

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Shit Rough Drafts: The Last Jedi, written and directed by Rian Johnson

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Ben Organa Solo

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there is not a single reason to hate finn bye

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Adam Driver training for The Last Jedi

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Rey literally packs herself into a coffin and travels to the underworld to save Ben’s soul, but we still have people claiming she was “just manipulating him” like ???

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Hey I love this ship !