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“This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.”

“Shakespeare wouldn’t have wanted this.”

No! You’re both wrong! Shakespeare wanted one thing and one thing only. To sell tickets.

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day 177!

free Palestine! 🇵🇸

e-sims

-cartoonistcoop (art in exchange of donated e-sims)

hygiene kits

care for gaza (help displaced families)

unrwa (provide direct relief and work programmes for Palestinian refugees)

el-shab-hussein's vetted requests (verified fundraisers)

gaza funds (randomized spotlight fundraiser)

help gaza children

if you live in usa, sign cease fire (easily email congress men)

arab.org (free daily click)

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day 200!

200 days of axolati! (ft. @bildit, @daily-kichik, @sometimes-sprecko)

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invented a game called “I throw dice at the cat”

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Anyway stay informed

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this is a controversial take but I think everything's gonna be all right. let's just keep going, I'm sure it'll be worth it

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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I'm feeling animalistic today. I feel manic, and insane. I hope everyone is having a fun-filled wednesday :) lots of love

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sitting right now

(ask me for proof ask me for proof ask me for proof ask me for proof ask me for prrof)

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You guys realize this means we ALL have to vote now. No "don't wanna vote biden" excuses now- if we don't vote our rights are going to be taken away.

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none | none | stick

none | stick | string

stick | none | string

run :)

WHAT THE HELL !

YOU CAN'T JUST FISHING POLE SOMEONE'S ASK BOX !!!!!!!

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Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is such a weird theory because it's like there's a very obvious explanation for why middle school kids who didn't have dysphoria before might suddenly have dysphoria. Like huh weird I wonder what very obvious and widely known change that could cause kids to suddenly become very uncomfortable in their gender or sexual identity starts in between the ages of 10 and 14. Guess we'll never know. Must be peer pressure to *checks notes* become the only gender minority in your whole school singling you out for harassment by your peers. Couldn't be puberty suddenly giving you new body parts/bodily functions that are wrong for you.

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