I want to start a Seventeen Imagines page where people can request a member and scenario, and I’d write it for them. Reblog this if you think I should and if this gets 10 reblogs, I’ll make it💗
So today @pork-yoda and I were running errands in town and eating cow tails, as best friends do. When we parted ways, we called each other to continue talking on our separate drives home. I noticed a couple of cop cars by the main stop light in our tiny town and was discussing it with her. I was suddenly stuck at the back of a very long, very slow line of cars. Which is very unusual out in the country. @pork-yoda is listening to me complain when I suddenly start freaking out. I had somehow ended up in the middle of a funeral procession, which, by basic southern rule, is the rudest thing you can ever do. I’m screaming, @pork-yoda is cackling, and dark dressed mourners are parking their cars and walking toward a forming graveyard service. I almost wreck my car trying to pull off the road and out of procession, thus getting myself trapped in a line of the mourners’ parked cars. I get stuck there, unable to pull back onto the road. I’m fussing myself out, @pork-yoda is laughing hysterically and planning her future post on Twitter about the incident, and the poor, innocent mourners are watching the crazy girl yelling at herself in the bright blue car in concern. When the procession is finally done, I slowly pull back onto the road, avoiding the gazes of the confused mourners that are walking toward the service. This was not my only screw today (I also almost died by almost being thrown off the back of a four-wheeler by valuing my coca-cola more than my life, forgot what milk was called - multiple times, momentarily forgot how to read, sneezed so hard I tripped and almost cracked my skull on the corner of a cabinet, and almost locked myself in my car trunk trying to put my spare tire up properly) but it was the most publicly known one.
I need a Marauders movie. I need to know exactly what happened between Lily and James. I need to see bad boy Sirius Black breaking girls hearts. I need to see Remus being happy with his friends. I need to see them pulling pranks on poor Lily and Severus. I want to see them alive and happy. Please J.K Rowling please
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