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“Since I work for the federal government, I don’t have any problem talking about how lame the federal government can be sometimes.”

-my professor five minutes ago

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Life Is Crazy

So I’m Dual-Enrolled and I’m about to finish up my AA degree. I just checked and because of the difference in scheduling I will be receiving my AA and graduating from college 12 days before I receive my high school diploma and graduate from high school...

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I barely even know Spanish

for some background information I took one year of Spanish and didn't retain much

So I was at college this morning and I had a short quiz in my German class. I was supposed to answer a question in German but my brain was having trouble trying to figure out how to format the sentence in that language. I ended up answering in a combination of both Spanish and German simultaneously and didn’t realize until I turned it in.

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one of my current professors signs all his posts on the class website with his name in complete lowercase

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Lorax

I keep forgetting Ed Helms voiced the once-ler. I was listening to “How Bad Can I Be?” and all I could think about was “this reminds me of Andy Bernard”. anyway

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Pride Month

To celebrate the first day of pride my friend texted me “happy gay christmas”. So I just wanted to say happy gay christmas to all my lgbtq+ peeps.

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diversity win! you abandon society to bury yourself in the local bog

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-we’ll use A. as the scapegoat

-you’re mean C., you’re a pain, I don’t like you anymore

-each state has one capital, that’s what I was trying to say

-ask to name capitals during the presidential debate, whoever gets the most wins

-ideally you don’t want multiple presidents at the same time

-that’s messed up (talking about many-to-many functions, comparing functions to relationships)

-you guys are funny... I should say unintentionally funny

-it should be Daytona Beach not New York, all dirty and potholes everywhere

-I’m just the bullet, somebody else is pulling the trigger

-have you seen the new joker trailer? <no> okay good.

-it’s like a batman movie, you want to kill the joker in the end not the first shot (talking about factoring)

-I like movies cause movies copy math

and one of my personal favorites, he was talking about how he thinks it’s stupid that there’s a “correct way” to do math problems

-you don't achieve anything new, but people insist

Things My Professor Has Said (a thread)

-it gets lonely at the top, ya dig

-batman and joker cant have one without the other

-aww shinto beans

-how do people live

-they didn’t do a single thing in their lives (people in word problems). the kid just arrived and got $5000, he didn’t even do anything. you should have 500 friends and you’ll get $100 per person.

-Kepler is some guy in Europe… I’m not good with history

-please don’t do anything to the sun

-you can just say thank you

-on valentines day send it a card (the sun)

-if you start wrong, there’s no hope (talking about solving math problems)

-we don’t want to have breaks in roller coasters

-don’t do too much computer science

-you know there’s a thing called YouTube

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Things My Professor Has Said (a thread)

-it gets lonely at the top, ya dig

-batman and joker cant have one without the other

-aww shinto beans

-how do people live

-they didn’t do a single thing in their lives (people in word problems). the kid just arrived and got $5000, he didn’t even do anything. you should have 500 friends and you’ll get $10 per person.

-Kepler is some guy in Europe... I’m not good with history

-please don’t do anything to the sun

-you can just say thank you

-on valentines day send it a card (the sun)

-if you start wrong, there’s no hope (talking about solving matrix problems)

-we don’t want to have breaks in roller coasters

-don’t do too much computer science

-you know there’s a thing called YouTube

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Guinea Pigs

Ive got two guinea pigs that I usually just refer to as the pigs (their names are Doc and Smoosh), you think they think they're actual pigs or am I just really tired.

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uhhhh

Im sitting in my college precalc class thinking about how much I want a taco rn.

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Holy fucking shit y'all.

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I get knocked down

I’ve been listening to Tubthumping by Chumbawamba, and now my dad’s trying to disown me.