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eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

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interview with the vampire

kidnapping with the vampire

cross-continental saw trap with the vampire

situationship with the vampire

broken up with the vampire

getting back together with the vampire

leaving for real this time with the vampire

why we can't break up with the vampire

leaving for real this time i SWEAR with the vampire

i want him back with the vampire

vampirism with the vampire

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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current mantra

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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Me: It is Perfectly Normal to struggle while doing visual tasks in the dark, and fumbling while plugging in my phone is a neutral act. It has been over a decade, can you please just-

The Thing Inside My Brain:

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Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2024) + Satirical Headlines Part 1 [Part 2]

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Alex McAdoo - I-80 Grove City, 2024 - Oil on linen

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i love reading the reviews for disco elysium because it's like

⭐️ - genuinely the most dogshit game i've ever played in my entire life. i clicked the options for my politics and it called me a fascist fucking stupid commies i hate you i hate you i hate y

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - kim made me so horny i had to do breathing exercises to calm down

⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 - i died from the chair

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I love soulmates but also this-

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Wtf do girls mean by an everything shower?

Pretty sure that’s just a regular shower but with poppy seeds, sesame seeds, garlic and onion

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ninth house prayer cards

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