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“WH--”
...ok. He’s hit by a pastry, straight in his face. ...at least it tastes nice.
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he doesn’t even know what a donut is but he goes around naked 24/7 anyway, so-
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melemeleguardian:
“I know right? It’s just so much more freeing to be walking around like this too me.”
“AYE, finally! Someone who gets it!”
#i dont go around with a shitty little piece of cloth all day just to have everyone go OOO YES LETS GO NAKED one (1) day smh#melemeleguardian#| α | • interactions • | α |
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...once a week humans like to take off their shirt.
they’re odd. just don’t wear one to begin with???
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[ok i promise im going to make a proper promo for this blog but
like and reblog to activate havel’s muse
run by gio, follows as infernalpursuit, hes gonna go sploosh and steal your land]
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h,
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do you like worms? dragons? ghosts? ancient legendary beings that could easily throw you into the void forever? well here’s a new blog for the pokémon giratina, our favorite pokédevil! written by zach, who also runs @glrchmp and @oukido! give this a reblog to spread the word, please! rules page here.
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[anyway happy sexual sunday]
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[i always draw him angry huh]
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Angry Sexual Tension Sentence Starters because sinday is fun.
25 starters | NSFW | TW: violence EXTRA: send 😠 to grab my muse by the collar of their shirt, or 😡 to grab them by their jaw
« say that again. »
« don’t fucking test me. »
« punch me. i dare you. »
« i’m gonna fuck you up. »
« you’re so cute when you’re angry. »
« be a good one and get down. now. »
« shut your mouth before i make you. »
« god, i want to rip that shirt off of you. »
« you think you’re such a big deal, huh? »
« it’s time someone teaches you a lesson. »
« you’re driving me out of my fucking mind. »
« aren’t you an angry, annoying little one… ? »
« you’re playing a dangerous game, you brat. »
« i don’t know if i should kiss you… or kill you. »
« if you need to yell, do it to my face. come on. »
« don’t force me to ruin that pretty face of yours. »
« don’t go crying to your mommy, once i’m done. »
« i might get used to have you under me, you know? »
« oh, so you’re going to beat my ass? you really think so? »
« i like the rowdy ones like you. they’re so satisfying to tame. »
« you better turn around and fuck off, before i lose my patience. »
« you bark a lot, you little bitch. wanna see how hard i can bite? »
« once i’ll be done with you, you won’t even remember your name. »
« you could use your mouth in many better ways than barking at me. »
« if you need to scream so bad, then i know a private place where we can settle this. »
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melemeleguardian:
“Yeah… Wait if you’re saying that they’re magnificent, then you’re also saying that I’m magnificent!”
Not really, but he does have a point.
- loading -
“--I JUST SAID THEY’RE BETTER THAN YE-”
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“...aye, I’ll give him that.
That isn’t an half bad body he got.”
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melemeleguardian:
“But aren’t Wailords interesting? I mean, they are lighter than air.”
“Aye, now we’re talkin’. Ye know what ye’r talkin’ about after all! Finally someone who gets th’ magnificence o’ those guys!”
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